Which one is the best fleshlight? Well, it depends…
If you haven’t heard of Fleshlight yet, man you must be coming from another planet and if you’re an alien cheer up, these guys have recently released a Fleshlight Alien for your extraterrestrial pleasure.
The top selling sex toy for men in the world with over 5 million sold is designed to become your new best sex toy girlfriend.
Here’s the Best Fleshlight for you at a glance (scroll down for the full review):
[Last updated: September, 2014]
|Best Fleshlight||For You IF||More info|
|You are hardcore|
|You want to last longer|
|You love variety|
|You are crazy|
|You adore women|
|You are a voyeur|
|You love American women|
|You love European women|
|You want strong sensations|
|You are a traveller|
|You have a sensitive penis|
|You know what you want|
|You like virgin girls|
|You are into Avatar|
|You love backdoors|
Fleshlight International have come very far with this male sex toy and they did pretty well in patenting it to protect it from people like me that otherwise would have stolen their idea.
The sexual gratification that owning a Fleshlight gives you is similar to having a real partner, with the only difference that you can have sex whenever YOU decide, you’re in total control and can express your sexuality all the time, night and day wherever you are – just be careful where you do it dude, I don’t want you to get arrested and then lose a reader!
It’s a real sex simulator.
The “SuperSkin” material used for the internal sleeves gives you a sensation incredibly close to the real thing. If you do have a girl, masturbating with a Fleshlight will be like having a lover and you can also use it with her to enjoy some promiscuity…
it’s Friday night, raining outside, got nothing to do you decide to watch a movie, not even a porn movie but just an action movie… but geez man nowadays action movies are full of smoking hot girls… and this super hottie turns you on just looking at her, right?
So how do you feel?
I bet you feel like taking her!
Pause the movie, get your Fleshlight and enjoy! Yeah man, feel it all!
It does feel good… oh yeah… it does… Some guys that have been without a girl for a while as soon as they get their Fleshlight, start using it like crazy, three, four, five times a day!
It’s a liberating experience.
Let’s go back to this. Seriously now:
Best thing about a Fleshlight is that it can help you improve your lovemaking skills. I’ve been helping men overcoming premature ejaculation for a while now, I’ve written four books, the life-changing training program The 47 Hour Premature Ejaculation Cure and I know what I am talking about.
Wanna last longer?
Your body needs to adapt to sexual pleasure and you need to condition yourself to high levels of arousal, otherwise you’ll ejaculate as soon as you’ll enter her.
A Fleshlight is the best partner for your edging sessions, it feels real and it’ll help your stamina hit the stars!
You’ll learn the old proven way, with experience.
Practice, practice, practice! When the girl will come along, you’ll be like you have 20 years of experience behind you and you’ll take her like an experienced man and you know what?
She’ll notice it…
huuu… and all her friends will know it… ohhh hmmm yeah her friends… I like her friends… I want them all!
At that stage you can rest assured she won’t leave you like the other one before her did.
Fleshlight have come out with tons of products, some cooler than others. For example they’ve created an exact mold of the hottest porn stars’ mouths, vaginas and butts.
Don’t believe me? Check this out!
And they’ve done even more!
Can’t believe this… you gotta watch the sample videos (follow the link and click on the video trailer icon in the grey band). They basically have connected your Fleshlight with an interactive porn movie so that basically you decide the girl you wanna enjoy, how you wanna enjoy her and for how long. You can choose when to climax and when you do you’ll do it wherever you like.
The level of interaction is incredible dude.
When you stop masturbating with the Fleshlight the hot girl in the movie will beg you to start again and when you do start again, she screams in pleasure and looks at you like… oh geeez
You can choose the position, if you want her mouth, her butt or her vagina… man, really I’ve got no idea how they achieved this level of interaction but it’s amazing. Wow! That’s the future! Not the one we saw in the movie Back to The Future.
They’ve also created a transparent “Ice” version of the Fleshlight, so that you can enjoy seeing yourself in action while you enjoy these hot girls and much more.
The ones I don’t like are the freaks and aliens… I don’t know man, maybe if you’re into Avatar and stuff it excites you, but I don’t like that stuff, but if you wanna fantasize about getting laid with a hot alien check the Alien Fleshlight.
Best Fleshlight for the first time buyer?
A) BYO Fleshlight with the “Pink Lady” orifice (a vagina) and the “Wonder Wave” sleeve, which is the one that gives you the closest sensation to vaginal intercourse.
or go for the top selling
B) Fleshlight STU (stamina training unit) whose ribbed cushioning inside creates a very challenging experience and very intense sensations, even stronger than the real thing. Once you learn with that, your next girlfriend vaginas will be “just fun” for you because you’ll have trained with hottest stuff.
But let’s take a sneaky look at the coolest, hottest, sexiest Fleshlight. In these days I might write a Fleshlight review on most of them more in detail.
Here they are below the video…
The most complete list of Fleshlight you’ll ever find:
This is the first Fleshlight that has been created, it’s pretty popular and you can choose if you want a mouth, a butt or a vagina. The sleeve inside is flat though (without ribbons), so you won’t feel much friction. It’s pretty cool and feels hmmmm so good, but it’s not the best Fleshlight to start. Buy Fleshlight Original from the official site.
This one is great! It’s the top selling Fleshlight, and it’s designed to help you improve your stamina. As said before the Fleshlight STU man feels even better than a girl. You may want to marry this sex toy after you’ve thrust into it a few times.
First buyer choice! Guaranteed. Buy Fleshlight STU from the official site.
FLight is a portable version of the Fleshlight, very cool design, you can take it with you anywhere and it’s orifice is kind of anonymous so that no one will ever know how you enjoy it and what you do with it. It also has a sperm collector cap which makes it easier to clean when you’re on the move and need a quick one. Buy Fleshlight Flight from the official site.
As said before in the article, if this is the first time you buy a Fleshlight, go either for the Fleshlight STU or for the BYO with “Wonder Wave” sleeve and Pink Lady (vagina) orifice. That’s the one that feels the closest to a vagina and it’s perfect both for pleasure and for stamina training. Buy Fleshlight BYO from the official site.
Main feature of the Ice Fleshlight? It’s transparent, so that you can enjoy seeing yourself enjoying these hot pornstarts… nothing in life is as exciting as this! Buy Fleshlight ICE from the official site.
The V-stroker is what I was telling you before, it’s an accessory that you can combine with your favourite Fleshlight and an interactive porn video that will simulate real sex with a porn actress or with your favourite virtual girl. Great invention, I would give these guys the nobel prize for science! Geez man, check the video trailer and see what this thing can do… Buy Fleshlight V-Stroker from the official site.
All right, I have to say I don’t like that Conan golden hilt thing around that nice vagina, but then I discovered that thanks to that handle you can basically squeeze your penis and feel like you’re into a hot tight skinny virgin… hmmmm… that feels good. Like that? Check the Blade then. Buy Fleshlight Blade from the official site.
I think that while the Sex In A Can Fleshlight is great because you can take it with you anywhere, it’s even better because after you’ve used it and your semen is inside you can offer a drink to your girlfriend and have her drinking it all… that’s generosity for you! Such a philanthropist. Buy Fleshlight SIAC from the official site.
All right, you must have peculiar (or pervert) tastes to like these Freaks, but you know, no jokes, as ugly as these are, they have got the most extreme sleeves inside that will train you to the highest stimulation and give you more pleasure than a human girl can. Buy Fleshlight Freaks from the official site.
Fleshlight Vibro is as you see it. A tight butt, a vibrator inside the butt. Need me to explain anything? Really? All right, I’ll write a Fleshlight review for this another day. Buy Fleshlight Vibro from the official site.
Liked avatar? Liked the scenes, the nature… or the actress’ body? If you’re in the last category and wanna feel like taking her, here’s the Alien Fleshlight version. Check the link to see the video that comes with it. Buy Fleshlight Alien from the official site.
Best thing about the “Build Your Own” Fleshlight is that you can change the sleeves. Only thing to remember is that you can’t buy the STU sleeve by itself. So if you wanna try the Fleshlight STU, you gotta buy that one and then using the STU as a base you can buy other sleeves and swap them around. Buy Fleshlight Sleeves from the official site.
“Get inside today’s hottest pornstars”. That’s the slogan. Tori Black gives you her vagina, mouth and butt so that tonight you can give it to her, all the way. Harder. If you like me love Tera Patrick, this is a no brainer, Fleshlight Girls are a blessing. Be the lucky man and get that pornstar on your command. Plus, all the Fleshlight Girls collection (both this one and the euro collection) come with a lotus sleeve, which is extremely close to the feeling of a real one. Buy Fleshlight Girls from the official site.
European adult stars for now give you “only” their beloved vaginas. So if you wanna take them from the backdoor, go for the American ones above. These European Fleshlight Girls feature hotties like: Carla Cox and Tanya Tate. If you like blondies, go for it. Buy Fleshlight Girls Euro from the official site.
Browse and select your favorite pornstars and enjoy the most memorable sessions of your life, enjoying as many porn actress as you like all in one go. After you do that you can feel sorry for those men who still masturbate with their hands… Buy Fleshlight Orgy from the official site.
So, let’s recap.
First time buyers best Fleshlight to buy (in order of recommendation):
1) Fleshlight STU (ideally get also an additional “Wonder Wave” sleeve to maximize your results)
2) Get a “Build Your Own” Fleshlight with “Wonder Wave” sleeve
3) Get one of the Fleshlight Girls with Lotus sleeve
Best Fleshlight for Experienced buyers:
1) Try the Fleshlight Girls Orgy and enjoy the promiscuity
Best Fleshlight for Hardcore buyers:
2) Try the Freaks
Best Fleshlight for Travelling buyers:
1) FLight is designed for you, there’s also a new version with a sperm collector cap that allows you to use it everywhere with minimum mantainance
2) Sex In A Can is your second best option
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