13 Tips to Last Longer in Bed – Tested and Proven

If you last longer on the toilet than in the bed, you can do something about it and it’s not shortening your poo time.

I am gonna talk about the reasons why you want to last longer in bed in another post that I’ll call “why do you wanna last longer in bed?”

All right, let me introduce you to 13 unique tips to last longer.

Some of these techniques are kind of training, some of them are last minute techniques, some are a mix.

Try them all, starting from the one you like better and have fun.

1. Squeeze it up

So you are having sex, you are thrusting a way and you start feeling than your warrior is on his way to “spread the word” … when you are about there (even if all of this happens in 9 seconds :)) withdraw your sword from the cave and squeeze the bottom of the head with a couple of fingers. For better results and to avoid screaming surprises in 9 months time, you’d better use a condom and try with masturbation first to find the right spot.

2. Take a piss with style

On planet earth everyone pees, since you have to do it and you can’t avoid it, we’d better making peeing more interesting and useful. Here is the exercise: pee, interrupt the stream for a second, then keep peeing, then stop it again, then keep peeing.. do this a few times. Have fun, give it some rhythm. Think of your favorite song and keep the rhythm with your pee :) Stopping between 3 to 5 times would be cool. If someone is next door and can hear you singing and keeping the beat with your pee, say you are practicing for your X-factor audition. (Note: this exercise is only useful in making you aware of the muscle behind the scrotum, it’s not a real training. You can read more about Kegels and how useless they are by checking my post The 3 Worst Techniques to Last Longer in Bed ).

3. Get cheeky

Instead of making the head of your warrior too excited by moving it in and out her cave (whatever cave you are analyzing ;)) be cheeky and alternate thrusting with circular motion, make your key explore the key-hole all around clockwise or anticlockwise… this way all of it gets stimulated and his head can rest a bit. Side effect: the cave gets larger and larger and ready for your next dildo “play time” experiments :)

4. Choose the right positions

Your partner is your ally. Take some days off work, tell your boss that you need to discover where your ancestor’s gold is :), and devote yourself to full time experimentation. Have as much sex as you can and look for the positions that make you last longer. Sometimes letting her flower climb your tree while you lay on your back and she goes for a ride will make you last longer. But not everyone is the same, so you’d better adopt an adventurous stance and discover what works for you. Buy an Indiana Jones hat if it helps.

5. Stay in control

Watching a James Bond movie is not enough. You need to change your mindset. Try it once, it’s pretty cool. You usually have sex (cue soft music) because mother nature put in your body this incredible urge to come in order to recreate yourself and keep the flow of nature moving and expanding… You are a tool in the hand of nature…(end soft music) Tell nature to f**k herself for once and be in control. Today you are gonna have sex and not come. How? Keep your level of excitement low… read my post about ejaculatory thresholds and learn how to keep your excitement in control. Withdraw your straw from the coconut if you need :), change position, use your hand or tongue while your saber is outside.. Keep your excitement level “in control”.
Then if you feel bad for mother nature, let your warrior sow its seeds around the place..

If you’re looking for a Step by Step, Honest, Motivating, Inspiring, Fun, Complete, 100% Natural, Empowering Program to Train your Mind, Body and Soul to take Full Control of your Ejaculation and becoming a Man in Control you might find very useful to check out my brand new training program The 47 Hour.

In case you didn’t know it I used to suffer from chronic P.E. and after a long period of pain, research and passionate experimentation I developed this powerful program to cure myself as well as every men in the world who want to say stop to their humiliation and take control of their lives once and for all.

6. Leave your gun in your pants. It’s time to use your tongue.

Buy a fireman’s outfit, get a notepad, a pen and write down what makes your partner scream (beside turning the shower cold in secret while she is washing herself) and when you have a list, spend time applying it during intercourse. If she needs you to create origami, run the new york marathon, touch her nipples with 0.452g pressure in order to come and for you taking off your underwear is just enough, than you know what to do.
Get patient, use your hand and tongue on her body as Michelangelo would use his paintbrush and put your biscuit in the tea cup :) just when it’s at the right “temperature” ;). In this way, you’ll Come Together just like in the Beatles’s song.

7. Work Hard

Do you remember when you were a kid and trying to learn how to make your Transformer toy beat Gozilla in the face? You used to make a lot of mistakes, even silly ones, like letting Gozilla fly higher than your Transformer (shake head in disappointment). The same thing applies to boogie-woogie. When you’ll get older you’ll be more masterful of your ejaculation, and when you’ll get even older you’ll be so good that even if the hottest porn actress on earth start licking your lollipop you won’t come, it won’t even “stand up” probably :)
So, getting old is not enough, you need to practice! Have as much sex as possible! The more sex the better ;)

8. Don’t think of a naked pink elephant wearing a white bra and rubbing her ass on a streetlamp

Surprise! :) When think about stopping your ejaculation you are actually going to make it happen sooner! We’ll never know why mother nature made our brains that way, but if you want to use the grey stuff in your skull to help you last longer you’d better focus on the the pleasure you are feeling in-the-now everywhere in your body and “forget” about the ejaculation (note: if you have short memory and tend to forget too much about things, listen to a friend, put a condom ;))

9. Yeah! it didn’t hurt

Finished early? Did you come as soon as you opened your bedroom door? Or didn’t you even make to the car park?
No worries! There is round 2 (cue enter half naked hot girl with round 2 sign in her hands). Put some Rocky Balboa music, and start again! The second time you’ll last longer. Even if it’s just for being able to take off her underwear, you would have improved a little and this experience will increase your personal best for next time. So, remember, if you come too quickly the first time, go for the second one. Don’t get depressed, chimpanzees’ intercourse lasts 3 seconds, that’s what our ancestors were like, we are learning new shit here.

10. Become a Prophet

All right, that’s really important, don’t tell me I haven’t told you already. Check out my post about Edging. Take some time for yourself and your favorite hand, be romantic, take your hand out for dinner :) buy her some cream and oil for her skin, tell her how sexy she is… and put her to work! ;) Practice the exercise described in the post above and you’ll become aware of  your level of excitement, your clairvoyant skills will improve and you’ll be able to see the rise of your ejaculation.. just like Nostradamus predicted the rise of Napoleon.. Basically what I mean is: this awareness will put you in control, and give you the choice of withdrawing your plug from her socket when it’s time. Rest. Start again.

11. Test it on a (Minnie) Mouse

For once don’t be an animal, when some nipples are in front of you, put your natural instinct back in your pocket and use your mouth – to talk :) Ask her to collaborate in your laboratory research. That’s the first step.

Second step: Buy some geeky glasses for you and a sexy minnie mouse dress for her and get in a testing laboratory for a week or two of experiment. Your goal is to discover what positions make you last a good amount of time, neither too much nor too little. For example, by sitting next to each other without touching you’ ll last for days :) so that’s not a good one. Having her on her knees and showing you her beautifully round birthday cake while you rush to plant your candle inside it will make you come faster than Bolt on the 100meters final.

So, take your time, and experiment with some other positions, you’ll probably find out that positions like side-by-side, reverse cowgirl or her on top will give you more control as your excitement will grow more slowly.
Be aware of your sensations, have fun and if your geek glasses get steamy, you know what to do…

12. Wait a minute!

This is the best technique. I know it may sound complicated and time consuming but this will really give you the control that you’re looking for. I have talk about it in my post “raise your ejaculatory threshold” and in “Edging: How to Perfectly Execute it”.
You’re drilling her cave with your jackhammer and you feel like you are going to spill out some oil soon… STOP, totally stop and wait 60 seconds, to allow your hammer to cool down. You don’t need to become weird and not blink or not move your hands and stuff like that ;) . Don’t take what I say too literally. Just stop stimulation. I know what you are thinking: Hey, and what about her? Take the opportunity to tell her how much you enjoy her flower, how sexy her boobage is and keep touching and caressing her, then after 30 sec or 1 minute start your road works again… ;)

13. Mind your Mind

Last tip. Change your mindset. Read my post Lasting Sex Styles and discover the tantric approach to sex. Try to change from a mindset of having sex because I-have-to-come-now-otherwise-my-nuts-will-explode! or, even worse: She-has-to-come-now-otherwise-she-will-be-disappointed-and-she’ll-leave-me! to a mindset of I-don’t-give-it-a-shit-about-my-ejaculation-or-her-orgasm-all-I-want-is-to-go-slowly-and-to-feel-this-pleasure-for-as-long-as-I-can.
Go slowly. Pleasure is the goal. This winning mindset will make all the difference.

All right!
Use these 13 tips to kick your sexual stamina in the ass and call me when you have the opposite problem and last so long that she can’t handle it anymore… At that stage I’ll probably be on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean island drinking coconuts and “making friends” with local beauties… And sending all the details of my new discoveries to my amazing hardcore community of readers.

If you’re looking for a Step by Step, Honest, Motivating, Inspiring, Fun, Complete, 100% Natural, Empowering Program to Train your Mind, Body and Soul to take Full Control of your Ejaculation and becoming a Man in Control you might find very useful to check out my brand new training program The 47 Hour In case you didn’t know it I used to suffer from chronic P.E. and after a long period of pain, research and passionate experimentation I developed this powerful program to cure myself as well as every men in the world who want to say stop to their humiliation and take control of their lives once and for all.

If you’re not ready for that yet and want to read something else useful, check out my post The 3 Worst Techniques to Last Longer in Bed which talks about those popular techniques to last longer which contrary to what most people think, worsen your P.E.

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