22 Best Dildos 2024 – Top Realistic, Glass, Metal, Anal & More

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Dildos are the original sex toy. A faux penis for when you can’t get any real ones in your life. But it’s not something we should be embarrassed by. Even our ancestors were obsessed with this sex toy, carving dildos out of stone to bring them pleasure and good luck.

We’ve come a long way when it comes to the design of these sex toys and now we see the market filled with egg-laying alien dildos and fantasy dragon shafts. With so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know what to try first. So we’ve rounded up some of the best dildos in the world right now.

Top 3 Dildos

  1. Pure Wand – By most considered the best dildo of all times.
  2. Icicles N29 – Oh the things you can do with it…
  3. American Whopper and King C**k – 8 inch realistic dildos in both skin colors

We’ve reviewed 22 more amazing dildos!

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How To Choose The Best Dildo For You

There are several important features you should pay attention to when choosing the best dildo for yourself:

Length – Dildos come in so many sizes from “mini” versions to “extra-large“. Not everyone is going to find it easy to fit 12 inches of dildo inside of them, so always start small and work your way up.

Girth – Like length, you don’t want to grab a super girthy dildo on your first try. Too many inches wide and you’ll be tearing your delicate vaginal skin. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Material – There are so many different materials to choose from when it comes to sex toys. From silicone to stainless steel, you want to make sure the material is compatible with you and doesn’t cause irritation.

Safety – Avoid toxic materials, cheap manufacturers, and nasty looking dildos. You’re here for pleasure, not pain.

Best Types Of Dildo Materials

When buying a dildo for yourself one of the most vital aspects you need to think about is the material it’s made from. There are so many toxic plastics and jelly-like substances that leak chemicals and other nasty things into your body.

You’ll stay away from these awful materials if you know what’s good for you.

The perfect material for any sex toy is silicone, as it’s soft, feels realistic and is easy to keep clean. Other materials like wood, glass, ceramic, stone, crystal, or metal are also completely safe to use. Each of these will offer their own pros and cons so test them out to see what you prefer.

A List of The 22 Best Dildos Organized by Material

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Trademarked Materials

1) Vixskin Mustang Dildo

Vixen Mustang Vixskin

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Unique Feeling Dildo That Vibrates
This vibrating dildo is made out of “Vixskin” a unique silicone blend created by sex toy company Vixen. It’s luxuriously smooth and won’t cause any irritation, even after riding it for hours. The unique material even warms up with your body and retains the temperature.

The non-slip base of this toy also gives you the option to turn it into a strap-on harness for partner play.

Length: 7″ or 18 cm

Girth: 1.7″ or 4.5 cm

Would I use this on myself? Soft, supple, and it vibrates. I’d definitely slip it inside and give it a go.

Silicone: The Best Dildo Material

2) Clone A Willy Kit

Clone A Willy Kit

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The Kit That Allows You To Make Dildo
Ever wanted a replica of your boyfriend’s penis? Nah me either. But whether you wanted it or not, the Clone A Willy has you covered. Some clever couples have created a duplicate of their SO’s penis so they can enjoy having it up the bum and filling their vagina all at once.

If you love the feel of your boy’s penis and enjoy arts and crafts, this may be the perfect sex toy for you.

Length: As long as your partner’s penis is!

Girth: As girthy as your partner’s penis is!

Would I use this on myself? I mean it sounds like a lot of work, but if I could be bothered to clone my boyfriend’s member then I wouldn’t let it go to waste.

Clone-A-Willy review.

3) Hole Punch Chewie Dildo

The Chewbacca Dildo All Star Wars Fans Desire
This soft silicone sex toy is pretty different in terms of shape with its girthiest point in the middle of the shaft. The ridge of the foreskin is great for hitting both a g-spot or a p-spot so you can use up whatever hole you desire.

Like all Hole Punch toys, the Chewie dildo was hand-poured into its mold and crafted with love. While it’s not exactly how I pictured Chewbacca’s penis to look like (not that I’ve ever really thought about his before) I’m sure it’ll please any woman, Star Wars fan or not.

Length: 6.5″ or 16.5 cm

Girth: 1.6″ or 4 cm

Would I use this on myself? I’m definitely intrigued by the girthy middle on this toy and would wanna test it out for myself.

Metal Dildos

4) Pure Wand

Njoy Pure Wand Dildo

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A Curved Stainless Steel Toy For Pros
The shape of this sleek device could almost pass for modern art. Hell, if I walked past this in someone’s house I wouldn’t even question it. Not only, will the subtle design save you from any awkward moments, but it can be used to pleasure all of your O-spots.

The medical-grade stainless steel also gives you peace of mind as it makes this toy very easy to clean. It’s just a bonus that this sex toy is a pretty good massager as well.

Length: 8″ or 20.5 cm

Girth: 3-5.5″ or 7.5-14 cm

Would I use this on myself? Yeah, why not? It looks a little cold but I love toys that have a g-spot focused design.

5) Fun Wand

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The Dildo Designed For Versatility
Also crafted with medical-grade stainless steel, this sex toy is curved to pleasure your special spots. It’s the perfect dildo if you’re chasing versatility as it can be used by all genders and in all holes.

Experience ecstasy as the graduated beads are pushed into your behind or flip the toy around and use the other end for perfect g-spot stimulation.

Length: 8″ or 20.5 cm

Girth: n/a

Would I use this on myself? Seeing all the possibilities of this toy makes me desperate to give it a go, so yeah I’d pleasure myself with the Fun Wand.

Glass Dildos

6) Icicles Glass Dildo

Icicles Glass Dildo

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The Curved Pink Dildo That You Don’t Want To Break
The thing about glass dildos is that they always look like works of art. The Icicles is pretty and pink, packed with bumps and ridges for added stimulation. The glass is smooth and cooling without being as frozen as stainless steel.

It’s especially pleasing when you squeeze your core while this dildo is inside of you as the hard glass easily pushed up against your g-spot. Using a glass dildo can freak some women out, I get it, you don’t want it to break inside of you (hell, neither do I).

But don’t fret, it’s been designed to withstand your vagina. Just don’t drop it.

Length: 4.5″ or 11.5 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8 cm

Would I use this on myself? Are you kidding? Look at all those ridges and it’s pink. Of course, I’d masturbate with this dildo.

7) Twisted Love Dildo

Twisted Love Glass Dildo

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Double Ended Glass Dildo With An Arty Design
Ever wanted to combine your butt plug and your dildo? Well, this is the sex toy for you. One end features a smaller dildo that can be used up your buttocks, while the other boasts a bigger phallus to really hit your g-spot and give you that full feeling you want.

The entire thing is wrapped in a twirling design that provides ridges for added pleasure and stimulation.

Length: 9″ or 22.8 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8 cm

Would I use this on myself? Hell yeah, it looks gorgeous and is multi-functional.

Wooden Dildos

8) NobEssence Sculptured Hardwood Dildo

Nobessence Hardwood Dildo

The Dildo That Might Give You A Splinter
Now wooden dildos have always scared me because the thought of getting a splinter stuck up my vag gives me the chills. However, I’m overreacting cause this hardwood dildo is not like shoving some random tree branch in your vagina.

It’s been sculpted, smoothed, and varnished to ensure you’ll only feel pleasure not pain when you play with it. It’s also designed to be incredibly discreet, with the shape only vaguely resembling a dildo.

Length: 8″ or 20.5 cm

Girth: 2″ or 5 cm

Would I use this on myself? I’ve still got that fear of splinters, so personally, it’s a no.

Ceramic Dildos

9) Tea Time Dildo

Porcelain Pure Dildo

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The Porcelain Dildo Your Granny Would Love
The last thing I thought I’d be reviewing today was a porcelain dildo, but here we go. The flowery design on this dildo does, in fact, remind me of a Royal Dalton tea set and I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

The porcelain makes this toy rather fragile and I don’t know how many women would be game to put it in their vagina. While the smooth surface of porcelain would feel pretty good sliding inside of you, I don’t know this is the best material for a sex toy.

Length: 7.5″ or 19 cm

Girth: 1.75″ or 4.5 cm

Would I use this on myself? No thanks, I’d be petrified of squeezing my vag muscles too much and having it shatter inside my lady parts.

Stone Dildos

10) Norwegian Stone Dildo

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The Gorgeous Dildo You’ll Want To Display In Your Home
This stunning dildo and I mean stunning (you’ll want to leave this guy out for people to find) is made out of blue pearl larvikite from Norway, also known as black Norwegian moonstone.

Because it’s made from stone, you’ll find that it holds temperatures pretty well so you can play around with using this sex toy cold or hot. Once you’ve buried all 8 inches inside of you, you’ll find that the slightly larger tip hits your g-spot in all the right ways.

Length: 8″ or 20.5 cm

Girth: 4.6″ or 11.5 cm

Would I use this on myself? Yes, yes, please yes. I really want to own this dildo.

11) Xaga Black Obsidian Dildo

Xaga Curve Black

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The Toy That Will Send You On A Spiritual Exploration
Any crystal lovers out there are going to get extremely wet over this black obsidian dildo. Not only will it satisfy you till next week, but it can also align your chakras (whatever they are) and help balance your energy.

The hard crystal is going to feel very different from your typical soft silicone sex toys but in the best way possible. The pleasure that this toy can bring to both mind and body is out of this world.

Length: 5.75″ or 14.6 cm

Girth: 1.25″ or 3.2 cm

Would I use this on myself? Yeah, I’m down for anything that’ll help me get more in touch with my spiritual self.

Most Lifelike and Realistic Dildos

12) Hyper-Realistic Layered Silicone Dildo

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The Sex Toy That Is Almost Too Realistic
Your search for the perfect penis replacement is here. I was utterly shocked when I first came across this toy. The double-layered silicone actually gives it a “skin” that you can tug and move around, just like on a real penis. This dildo is as realistic as you can get.

Length: 6.3″ or 16 cm

Girth: 1.8″ or 4.6 cm

Would I use this on myself? Come on, this is practically the real thing, how can I not wanna shove this inside of me.

13) All American Whopper Vibrator

All American Whopper

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A Realistic Vibrating Dildo
What can I say, I’m a sucker for dildos that resemble the real thing. Better yet this one vibrates and can provide some extra stimulation that a regular penis cannot. The pleasure I get from using this toy is brilliant and paired with its size, well let’s just say I’m not complaining.

A realistic dildo can be hard to come by these days with hentai and fantasy toys taking over the market, so it’s great to find a sex toy designed with normal veins and balls for once.

Length: 7″ or 17.8 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8 cm

Would I use this on myself? Veins, vibrations, and more sign me up. This is a toy I love taking to the bedroom.

Unrealistic, Non-phallic Dildos

14) Pure Pop

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A Dildo To Bring Back Childhood Memories
Now, this toy is as far from a realistic dildo as you can get. It looks like a goddamn popsicle. I don’t know what women are looking to shove frozen treats up there vaginas, but you do you. The Pure Pop is a decent size with the shaft being 7 inches long.

The smooth silicone body is also a pleasure to slide in and out of your vagina and we’re not mad that it doesn’t have any ridges and bumps. Knobs at both ends of this toy make it double-sided and allow you to experience pleasure no matter if you like it big or small.

Length: 7″ or 17.8 cm

Girth: 1.75″ or 4.5 cm

Would I use this on myself? I don’t think popsicle sex is for me, so I’ll pass on this toy.

Big and Massive Dildos

15) Leroy Dual Density Dildo

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The Massive Dildo Only For Pros
Size, size, size. That’s what it’s all about with this realistic dildo. Sex toys tend to go overboard with a million bells and whistles today, but we forget that sometimes the only thing we need to impress and satisfy is a massive dildo.

All those extra inches tends to wow the audience and women all over the globe get wet thinking about trying to fit it inside of them. Now big dildos like this aren’t compatible with everyone and some women aren’t going to get a toy of this size inside of them.

So know when to pick your battles, and leave this big boy for the pros.

Length: 9″ or 22.9 cm

Girth: 2.14″ or 5.5 cm

Would I use this on myself? I’m both scared and intrigued by this semi realistic dildo, so yeah I’d give it the old college try.

Anal Dildos

16) Double Penetrator Dildo

Lifelike Ultra Realistic

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The Double Penetration Dildo With A Suction Base
If double penetration tickles your fancy then you can suction the base of this double dildo to the floor and work it into both of your holes. It’s designed to give you both anal and vaginal stimulation, but be warned, it’s not compatible with everyone.

The dildos are curved in a specific way and unless your body follows those curves it’s going to be extremely hard to get this inside of you.

Length: 6″ or 15.3 cm

Girth: 3″ or 7.62 cm

Would I use this on myself? Double the penis, double the pleasure right? Yeah, I’d use this.

Luxury Dildos

17) Inez

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The Dildo You Can’t Afford
This is the most expensive dildo you’re ever going to see. It’s compatible with pretty much any body type and will make you feel like royalty because you’ll be pounding yourself with pure gold. The pros of this toy include its curved design that perfectly hits your g-spot and is super easy to clean.

The big con is that it isn’t compatible with most bank accounts as it costs $15,000.

Length: 3.9″ or 10 cm

Girth: 1.1″ or 2.7 cm

Would I use this on myself? I feel like I speak for all women when I say that if I ever had enough money to splurge it on this toy, I’d do myself with it.

Fantasy Dildos

18) Fire Dragon

The Dildo That Makes You Love Dragons
Realistic dildos are not the be all end all. Enter the fantasy penises like this dragon one to let women experience their dirtiest desires. This fire dragon dong is made from 100% silicone and can suction to the bench, wall, or floor for you to bounce on.

The shape of this toy isn’t too far-fetched, however, it’s the details on the shaft itself which resemble scales that make for some interesting stimulation. Here is some more crazy fantasy options.

Length: 7″ or 17.8 cm

Girth: 1.95″ or 4.9 cm

Would I use this on myself? I would most certainly pleasure myself with this dragon dildo, I want to feel those scales.

Animal Dildos

19) Hentai Tentacle Dildo

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A Dildo That Caters To All The Anime Fans
Again, realistic dildo? No thanks. I’d much rather embrace my inner anime freak and stick one of these Hentai Tentacle dildos up my vagina. (I’m kidding, but that doesn’t mean this tentacle won’t turn you on.) Suction this slippery dildo to a hard surface and feel each sucker inside of you.

If you’re looking for pleasure in strange places and want to spice up your bedroom play, then this tentacle could give you the experience you’re after.

Length: 8″ or 20.3 cm

Girth: 2″ or 5 cm

Would I use this on myself? I’m super interested to know how those suckers feel, so yes I would.

Budget Dildos

20) Basic Suction Cup Dildo

Suction Cup Dildo

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The Dildo That Anyone Can Afford
You can suction this cup to the floor, to the wall, or to a tabletop if you desire. It’s 8 inches are smooth and soft, allowing you to easily slide down to the balls. For such a cheap toy, it has a surprisingly sturdy suction allowing you to play with it as roughly as you wish.

Length: 8″ or 20.3 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8″

Would I use this on myself? For this price, I would definitely play with this fake penis.

Hollow Dildos

21) Coco de Mer Hot and Cold Dildo

Coco De Mer

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The Hollow Dildo That Lets You Play With Temperatures
This ceramic dildo allows women to fill its hollow inside with hot or cold water and explore how different temperatures feel inside of them.

Its straight rigid shape means that this toy is more easily used with a partner, especially if you can’t be bothered reaching around to get the right angles for stimulation.

Length: 9.5″ or 24 cm

Girth: 2″ or 5 cm

Would I use this on myself? Yeah, I’d try to play with this toy, even if it lacks some of my favorite dildo features.

Squirting Dildos

22) Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo

Bust It Ejaculating

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The Dildo That Will Feel Like Your Partner Is Ejaculating Inside Of You
Have you ever felt like the features on your everyday dildo were lacking? Maybe you’re chasing a toy that’s a bit more realistic? That’s where this ejaculating dildo comes into play. Its soft body is curved in all the right places for orgasmic stimulation and its suction base allows you to go wild.

The best part is you can forget about your partner with this toy as it will even ejaculate inside of you until it’s leaking all over its testicles.

Length: 7″ or 17.8 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8 cm

Would I use this on myself? Oh God yes I want to pleasure myself with this realistic dildo.

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Our Naughty Ancestors! The History Of Dildos

Dildos date back to the stone age. Yes, you read that right. Our neolithic ancestors were running around carving penises out of rocks long before we were born.

Fun fact, the world’s oldest dildo was found by a group of German scientists in 2005 and is estimated to be 28,000 years old. This old toy was lovingly created out of siltstone and is pretty realistic in size at 8 inches.

The smooth shaft is well polished, meaning one lucky lady of the past definitely put this ancient penis to good use.

While there are some party poopers saying these phallic objects made of bone, ivory, and stone weren’t sex toys (because the patriarchy is terrified of women getting themselves off), we do see some positive attitudes towards dildos later on that are harder to disprove.

In Japanese artworks from the 17th and 18th centuries, dildos are pictured as an essential part of the ideal conjugal bedroom.

Sexy Geek Corner: Where Does The Word Dildo Come From?

The word “dildo” first appeared around 1400 AD. Our horny ancestors were smart enough to combine the Latin word “dilatare” meaning open wide and the Italian word for delight which was “diletto”.

Oh Boy! The Best Dildo Scandals

There are so many scandals involving dildos I just had to share some of the craziest stories with you:

  • In 2018, cops in New Jersey were called out in a lawsuit for inappropriate behavior in the workplace after harassing their colleagues with a bigger sized dildo they’d nicknamed “Big Blue”. From flinging “Big Blue” at unsuspecting officers to poking male coworkers in the backside, this is a shaft that won’t be forgotten any time soon.
  • One professor at Northwestern University was fired for demonstrating a device he dubbed the “fucksaw” in front of students. The “fucksaw” was basically a dildo hooked up to a reciprocating saw that could be used to bring a person to orgasm. No surprise that he was fired soon after.
  • Shockingly former Vice President Joe Bidden’s son was caught out for asking women at a strip club to purchase a dildo and use it on him. Having a silicone penis balls deep with hot women calling the shots does sound like a stimulating experience. But I think I’ll leave it to the pros.

Dildos Compared

NameLengthGirthWater Lube CompatibleSilicone Lube CompatibleRealistic
Pure Wand8"5.5"YesYesNo
Twisted Love Dildo9"1.5"YesYesNo
Xaga Black Obsidian Dildo5.75"1.25"YesYesNo
All American Whopper Vibrator7"1.5"YesNoYes
Leroy Dual Density Dildo9"2.14"YesNoYes
Inez3.9"1.1"YesYesNo
Fire Dragon7"1.95"YesNoNo
Basic Suction Cup Dildo8"1.5"YesNoNo
Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo7"1.5"YesNoYes
Hole Punch Chewie Dildo6.5"1.6"YesNoNo

Dildo FAQ

How can I make my own dildos?

There are a couple of ways. I wrote a detailed and illustrated guide on how to make a dildo.

What lube is best for my dildo?

The lube you use on your sex toys, dildos included, depends entirely on the material its made from. Silicone toys work better with water-based lubricants, as do most other materials. However, if the material is silicone you cannot use a silicone-based lubricant or you’ll damage your dildo.

How should I use my dildo to enjoy it the most?

Well I wrote a guide on how to use a dildo, you may want to read it.

Some women prefer to lie on their backs and spread their legs before slipping the dildo inside. On the other hand, there are some women who like to suction the shaft to their floor or a bathroom wall before slowing sliding the inches inside of them.

Do some exploring to find out which technique is most compatible with your body.

What’s the smartest way to hide my dildo?

The pros always hide their dildos in a place tested by hundreds of others: the sock drawer. But seriously, pick a place that no-one else will bother searching.

It’s easy, just make sure you’re storing your toys in a clean, dry space.

How do I clean my dildo?

Most dildos can be easily cleaned with hot soapy water and can be boiled for 3 minutes to sterilize. However, always read the instructions on how to clean your toy when it arrives as the type of material it’s made from can affect this.

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