The 100 Best Dildos in 2020 Sorted by Materials and Type

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The Best Dildos are:

  1. Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo – Ever missed that feeling of being filled up with cum, then this realistic squirting toy is for you.
  2. Fire Dragon – Fantasy dildos have been all the rage this decade, so it’s no surprise that one of them made it into our top 3. Another alternative is this one.
  3. All American Whopper Vibrator – If you like it girthy, then the size of this dildo is bound to bring you pleasure.

Dildos are the original sex toy. A faux penis for when you can’t get any real dick in your life. But it’s not something we should be embarrassed by. Even our ancestors were obsessed with this sex toy, carving dildos out of stone to bring them pleasure and good luck. We’ve come a long way when it comes to the design of these sex toys and now we see the market filled with egg-laying alien dildos and fantasy dragon dicks. With so many options to choose from, it’s hard to know what to try first. So we’ve rounded up some of the best dildos of 2020.

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How To Choose The Best Dildo For You

There are several important features you should pay attention to when choosing the best dildo for yourself:

Length – Dildos come in so many sizes from “mini” versions to “extra-large“. Not everyone is going to find it easy to fit 12 inches of dildo inside of them, so always start small and work your way up.

Girth – Like length, you don’t want to grab a super girthy dildo on your first try. Too many inches wide and you’ll be tearing your delicate vaginal skin. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Material – There are so many different materials to choose from when it comes to sex toys. From silicone to stainless steel, you want to make sure the material is compatible with you and doesn’t cause irritation.

Safety – Avoid toxic materials, cheap manufacturers, and nasty looking dildos. You’re here for pleasure, not pain.

Best Types Of Dildo Materials

When buying a dildo for yourself one of the most vital aspects you need to think about is the material it’s made from. There are so many toxic plastics and jelly-like substances that leak chemicals and other nasty things into your body.

You’ll stay away from these awful materials if you know what’s good for you.

The perfect material for any sex toy is silicone, as it’s soft, feels realistic and is easy to keep clean. Other materials like wood, glass, ceramic, stone, crystal, or metal are also completely safe to use. Each of these will offer their own pros and cons so test them out to see what you prefer.

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The Best Dildos

Trademarked Materials

Vixskin Mustang Dildo

Vixen Creations Mustang Vixskin

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Unique Feeling Dildo That Vibrates

This vibrating dildo is made out of “Vixskin” a unique silicone blend created by sex toy company Vixen. It’s luxuriously smooth and won’t cause any irritation, even after riding it for hours. The unique material even warms up with your body and retains the temperature.

The non-slip base of this toy also gives you the option to turn it into a strap-on harness for partner play.

Length: 7″ or 18 cm

Girth: 1.7″ or 4.5 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Soft, supple, and it vibrates. I’d definitely slip it inside and give it a go.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 8/10

Silicone: The Best Dildo Material

Clone A Willy Kit

Clone A Willy Light Skin Tone Kit

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The Kit That Allows You To Make Dildo

Ever wanted a replica of your boyfriend’s penis? Nah me either. But whether you wanted it or not, the Clone A Willy has you covered. Some clever couples have created a duplicate of their SO’s dick so they can enjoy having it up the bum and filling their pussy all at once.

If you love the feel of your boy’s penis and enjoy arts and crafts, this may be the perfect sex toy for you.

Length: As long as your partner’s penis is!

Girth: As girthy as your partner’s penis is!

Would I fuck myself with this? I mean it sounds like a lot of work, but if I could be bothered to clone my boyfriend’s dick then I wouldn’t let it go to waste.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 5/10

By the way we wrote a detailed Clone-A-Willy review.

Hole Punch Chewie Dildo

Hole Punch Chewie Silicone

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The Chewbacca Dildo All Star Wars Fans Desire

This soft silicone sex toy is pretty different in terms of shape with its girthiest point in the middle of the shaft. The ridge of the foreskin is great for hitting both a g-spot or a p-spot so you can use up whatever hole you desire.

Like all Hole Punch toys, the Chewie dildo was hand-poured into its mold and crafted with love. While it’s not exactly how I pictured Chewbacca’s dick to look like (not that I’ve ever really thought about his dick before) I’m sure it’ll please any woman, Star Wars fan or not.

Length: 6.5″ or 16.5 cm

Girth: 1.6″ or 4 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? I’m definitely intrigued by the girthy middle on this toy and would wanna test it out for myself.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 6/10

Metal Dildos

Pure Wand

Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

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A Curved Stainless Steel Toy For Pros

The shape of this sleek device could almost pass for modern art. Hell, if I walked past this in someone’s house I wouldn’t even question it. Not only, will the subtle design save you from any awkward moments, but it can be used to pleasure all of your O-spots.

The medical-grade stainless steel also gives you peace of mind as it makes this toy very easy to clean. It’s just a bonus that this sex toy is a pretty good massager as well.

Length: 8″ or 20.5 cm

Girth: 3-5.5″ or 7.5-14 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Yeah, why not? It looks a little cold but I’m a horny bastard and I love toys that have a g-spot focused design.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 4/10

Fun Wand

Njoy Fun Wand Kegel Exerciser

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The Dildo Designed For Versatility

Also crafted with medical-grade stainless steel, this sex toy is curved to pleasure your special spots. It’s the perfect dildo if you’re chasing versatility as it can be used by all genders and in all holes.

Experience ecstasy as the graduated beads are pushed into your ass or flip the toy around and use the other end for perfect g-spot stimulation.

Length: 8″ or 20.5 cm

Girth: n/a

Would I fuck myself with this? Seeing all the possibilities of this toy makes me desperate to give it a go, so yeah I’d fuck myself with the Fun Wand.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 7/10

Glass Dildos

Icicles Glass Dildo

Icicles No. 24 Glass Dildo

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The Curved Pink Dildo That You Don’t Want To Break

The thing about glass dildos is that they always look like works of art. The Icicles is pretty and pink, packed with bumps and ridges for added stimulation. The glass is smooth and cooling without being as frozen as stainless steel.

It’s especially pleasing when you squeeze your core while this dildo is inside of you as the hard glass easily pushed up against your g-spot. Using a glass dildo can freak some women out, I get it, you don’t want it to break inside of you (fuck, neither do I).

But don’t fret, it’s been designed to withstand your vagina. Just don’t drop it.

Length: 4.5″ or 11.5 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Are you kidding? Look at all those ridges and it’s pink. Of course, I’d fuck myself with this dildo.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 8/10

Twisted Love Dildo

Twisted Love Glass Dildo

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Double Ended Glass Dildo With An Arty Design

Ever wanted to combine your butt plug and your dildo? Well, this is the sex toy for you. One end features a smaller dildo that can be used up your ass, while the other boasts a bigger phallus to really hit your g-spot and make you feel full as fuck.

The entire thing is wrapped in a twirling design that provides ridges for added pleasure and stimulation.

Length: 9″ or 22.8 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Hell yeah, it looks gorgeous and is multi-functional.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 7/10

Wooden Dildos

NobEssence Sculptured Hardwood Dildo

Nobessence Seduction Sculptured Hardwood Dildo

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The Dildo That Might Give You A Splinter

Now wooden dildos have always scared me because the thought of getting a splinter stuck up my vag gives me the chills. However, I’m overreacting cause this hardwood dildo is not like shoving some random tree branch in your pussy.

It’s been sculpted, smoothed, and varnished to ensure you’ll only feel pleasure not pain when you play with it. It’s also designed to be incredibly discreet, with the shape only vaguely resembling a dildo.

Length: 8″ or 20.5 cm

Girth: 2″ or 5 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? I’ve still got that fear of splinters, so personally, it’s a no.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 2/10

Ceramic Dildos

Tea Time Dildo

Tea Time Porcelain Pure Dildo

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The Porcelain Dildo Your Granny Would Love

The last thing I thought I’d be reviewing today was a porcelain dildo, but here we go. The flowery design on this dildo does, in fact, remind me of a Royal Dalton tea set and I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

The porcelain makes this toy rather fragile and I don’t know how many women would be game to put it in their pussy. While the smooth surface of porcelain would feel pretty good sliding inside of you, I don’t know this is the best material for a sex toy.

Length: 7.5″ or 19 cm

Girth: 1.75″ or 4.5 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? No thanks, I’d be petrified of squeezing my vag muscles too much and having it shatter inside my lady parts.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 3/10

Stone Dildos

Norwegian Stone Dildo

Laid Laid D.1 Norwegian Stone Dildo

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The Gorgeous Dildo You’ll Want To Display In Your Home

This stunning dildo and I mean stunning (you’ll want to leave this guy out for people to find) is made out of blue pearl larvikite from Norway, also known as black Norwegian moonstone.

Because it’s made from stone, you’ll find that it holds temperatures pretty well so you can play around with using this sex toy cold or hot. Once you’ve buried all 8 inches inside of you, you’ll find that the slightly larger tip hits your g-spot in all the right ways.

Length: 8″ or 20.5 cm

Girth: 4.6″ or 11.5 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Yes, yes, please yes. I really want to own this dildo.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 9/10

Xaga Black Obsidian Dildo

The Xaga Curve Black Obsidian

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The Toy That Will Send You On A Spiritual Exploration

Any crystal lovers out there are going to get extremely wet over this black obsidian dildo. Not only will it fuck you into next week, but it can also align your chakras (whatever they are) and help balance your energy.

The hard crystal is going to feel very different from your typical soft silicone sex toys but in the best way possible. The pleasure that this toy can bring to both mind and body is out of this world.

Length: 5.75″ or 14.6 cm

Girth: 1.25″ or 3.2 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Yeah, it’s 2020, I’m down for anything that’ll help me get more in touch with my spiritual self.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 7/10

Most Lifelike and Realistic Dildos

Hyper-Realistic Layered Silicone Dildo

Anfei Hyper Realistic Dildos

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The Sex Toy That Is Almost Too Realistic

Your search for the perfect dick replacement is here. I was utterly shocked when I first came across this toy. The double-layered silicone actually gives it a “skin” that you can tug and move around, just like on a real penis. This dildo is as realistic as you can get.

Length: 6.3″ or 16 cm

Girth: 1.8″ or 4.6 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Come on, this is practically the real thing, how can I not wanna shove this inside of me.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 9/10

All American Whopper Vibrator

All American Whopper Vibrator

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A Realistic Vibrating Dildo

What can I say, I’m a sucker for dildos that resemble real dicks. Better yet this one vibrates and can provide some extra stimulation that a regular penis cannot. The pleasure I get from using this toy is brilliant and paired with its size, well let’s just say I’m not complaining.

A realistic dildo can be hard to come by these days with hentai and fantasy toys taking over the market, so it’s great to find a sex toy designed with normal veins and balls for once.

Length: 7″ or 17.8 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Veins, vibrations, and more sign me up. This is a toy I love taking to the bedroom.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 10/10

Unrealistic, Non-phallic Dildos

Pure Pop

Pure Pop

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A Dildo To Bring Back Childhood Memories

Now, this toy is as far from a realistic dildo as you can get. It looks like a goddamn popsicle. I don’t know what women are looking to shove frozen treats up there vaginas, but you do you. The Pure Pop is a decent size with the shaft being 7 inches long.

The smooth silicone body is also a pleasure to slide in and out of your pussy and we’re not mad that it doesn’t have any ridges and bumps. Knobs at both ends of this toy make it double-sided and allow you to experience pleasure no matter if you like it big or small.

Length: 7″ or 17.8 cm

Girth: 1.75″ or 4.5 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? I don’t think popsicle fucking is for me, so I’ll pass on this toy.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 4/10

Big and Massive Dildos

Leroy Dual Density Dildo

Leroy Dual Density Uncut Silicone

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The Massive Dildo Only For Pros

Size, size, size. That’s what it’s all about with this realistic dildo. Sex toys tend to go overboard with a million bells and whistles today, but we forget that sometimes the only thing we need to impress and satisfy is a massive dildo.

All those extra inches tends to wow the audience and women all over the globe get wet thinking about trying to fit it inside of them. Now big dildos like this aren’t compatible with everyone and some women aren’t going to get a toy of this size inside of them.

So know when to pick your battles, and leave this big cock for the pros.

Length: 9″ or 22.9 cm

Girth: 2.14″ or 5.5 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? I’m both scared and intrigued by this semi realistic dildo, so yeah I’d give it the old college try.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 8/10

Anal Dildos

Double Penetrator Dildo

Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic

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The Double Dick Dildo With A Suction Base

If double penetration tickles your fancy then you can suction the base of this double dildo to the floor and work it into both of your holes. It’s designed to give you both anal and vaginal stimulation, but be warned, it’s not compatible with everyone.

The dildos are curved in a specific way and unless your body follows those curves it’s going to be extremely hard to get this inside of you.

Length: 6″ or 15.3 cm

Girth: 3″ or 7.62 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Double the dick, double the pleasure right? Yeah, I’d use this.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 9/10

Luxury Dildos

Inez

INEZ

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The Dildo You Can’t Afford

This is the most expensive dildo you’re ever going to see. It’s compatible with pretty much any body type and will make you feel like royalty because you’ll be pounding yourself with pure gold. The pros of this toy include its curved design that perfectly hits your g-spot and is super easy to clean.

The big con is that it isn’t compatible with most bank accounts as it costs $15,000.

Length: 3.9″ or 10 cm

Girth: 1.1″ or 2.7 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? I feel like I speak for all women when I say that if I ever had enough money to splurge it on this toy, I’d fuck myself with it.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 8/10

Fantasy Dildos

Fire Dragon

Fuolornis Fire Dragon Of Brequinda

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The Dildo That Makes You Love Dragons

Realistic dildos are not the be all end all. Enter the fantasy cocks like this dragon dick to let women experience their dirtiest desires. This fire dragon dong is made from 100% silicone and can suction to the bench, wall, or floor for you to bounce on.

The shape of this toy isn’t too far-fetched, however, it’s the details on the shaft itself which resemble scales that make for some interesting stimulation. Here is some more crazy fantasy options.

Length: 7″ or 17.8 cm

Girth: 1.95″ or 4.9 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? I would most certainly pleasure myself with this dragon dildo, I want to feel those scales.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 10/10

Animal Dildos

Hentai Tentacle Dildo

Tentacle Hentai Dildo

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A Dildo That Caters To All The Anime Fans

Again, realistic dildo? No thanks. I’d much rather embrace my inner anime freak and stick one of these Hentai Tentacle dildos up my pussy. (I’m kidding, but that doesn’t mean this tentacle won’t turn you on.) Suction this slippery dildo to a hard surface and feel each sucker inside of you.

If you’re looking for pleasure in strange places and want to spice up your bedroom play, then this tentacle could give you the experience you’re after.

Length: 8″ or 20.3 cm

Girth: 2″ or 5 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? I’m super interested to know how those suckers feel, so yes I would.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 8/10

Budget Dildos

Basic Suction Cup Dildo

Basics Suction Cup Dildo 8 Inch

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The Dildo That Anyone Can Afford

You can suction this cup to the floor, to the wall, or to a tabletop if you desire. It’s 8 inches are smooth and soft, allowing you to easily slide down to the balls. For such a cheap toy, it has a surprisingly sturdy suction allowing you to play with it as roughly as you wish.

Length: 8″ or 20.3 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8″

Would I fuck myself with this? For this price, I would definitely play with this fake penis.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 9/10

Hollow Dildos

Coco de Mer Hot and Cold Dildo

Coco De Mer

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The Hollow Dildo That Lets You Play With Temperatures

This ceramic dildo allows women to fill its hollow inside with hot or cold water and explore how different temperatures feel inside of them.

Its straight rigid shape means that this toy is more easily used with a partner, especially if you can’t be bothered reaching around to get the right angles for stimulation.

Length: 9.5″ or 24 cm

Girth: 2″ or 5 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Yeah, I’d try to play with this toy, even if it lacks some of my favorite dildo features.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 6/10

Squirting Dildos

Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo

Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating

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The Dildo That Will Feel Like Your Partner Is Cumming Inside Of You

Have you ever felt like the features on your everyday dildo were lacking? Maybe you’re chasing a toy that’s a bit more realistic? That’s where this ejaculating dildo comes into play. Its soft body is curved in all the right places for orgasmic stimulation and its suction base allows you to go wild.

The best part is you can forget about your partner with this toy as it will even cum inside of you until jizz is leaking all over its balls.

Length: 7″ or 17.8 cm

Girth: 1.5″ or 3.8 cm

Would I fuck myself with this? Oh God yes I want to fuck myself with this realistic dildo.

Does this dildo make me horny right now? 10/10

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Our Naughty Ancestors! The History Of Dildos

Dildos date back to the stone age. Yes, you read that right. Our neolithic ancestors were running around carving cocks out of rocks long before we were born.

Fun fact, the world’s oldest dildo was found by a group of German scientists in 2005 and is estimated to be 28,000 years old. This old dick was lovingly created out of siltstone and is pretty realistic in size at 8 inches.

The smooth shaft is polished as fuck, meaning one lucky lady of the past definitely put this ancient penis to good use.

While there are some party poopers saying these phallic objects made of bone, ivory, and stone weren’t sex toys (because the patriarchy is terrified of women getting themselves off), we do see some positive attitudes towards dildos later on that are harder to disprove.

In Japanese artworks from the 17th and 18th centuries, dildos are pictured as an essential part of the ideal conjugal bedroom.

Sexy Geek Corner: Where The Fuck Does The Word Dildo Come From?

The word “dildo” first appeared around 1400 AD. Our horny ancestors were smart enough to combine the Latin word “dilatare” meaning open wide and the Italian word for delight which was “diletto”.

Oh Boy! The Best Dildo Scandals

There are so many scandals involving dildos I just had to share some of the craziest stories with you:

  • In 2018, cops in New Jersey were called out in a lawsuit for inappropriate behavior in the workplace after harassing their colleagues with a big ass dildo they’d nicknamed “Big Blue”. From flinging “Big Blue” at unsuspecting officers to poking male coworkers in the backside, this is a shaft that won’t be forgotten any time soon.
  • One professor at Northwestern University was fired for demonstrating a device he dubbed the “fucksaw” in front of students. The “fucksaw” was basically a dildo hooked up to a reciprocating saw that could be used to bring a person to orgasm. No surprise that he was fired soon after.
  • Shockingly former Vice President Joe Bidden’s son was caught out for asking women at a strip club to purchase a dildo and use it on him. Having a silicone penis balls deep with hot women calling the shots does sound like a stimulating experience. But I think I’ll leave it to the pros.

Dildos Compared

NameLengthGirthWater Lube CompatibleSilicone Lube CompatibleRealistic
Pure Wand8"5.5"YesYesNo
Twisted Love Dildo9"1.5"YesYesNo
Xaga Black Obsidian Dildo5.75"1.25"YesYesNo
All American Whopper Vibrator7"1.5"YesNoYes
Leroy Dual Density Dildo9"2.14"YesNoYes
Inez3.9"1.1"YesYesNo
Fire Dragon7"1.95"YesNoNo
Basic Suction Cup Dildo8"1.5"YesNoNo
Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo7"1.5"YesNoYes
Hole Punch Chewie Dildo6.5"1.6"YesNoNo

Dildo FAQ

How can I make my own dildos?

There are a couple of ways. I wrote a detailed and illustrated guide on how to make a dildo.

What lube is best for my dildo?

The lube you use on your sex toys, dildos included, depends entirely on the material its made from. Silicone toys work better with water-based lubricants, as do most other materials. However, if the material is silicone you cannot use a silicone-based lubricant or you’ll damage your dildo.

How should I use my dildo to enjoy it the most?

Well I wrote a guide on how to use a dildo, you may want to read it.

Some women prefer to lie on their backs and spread their legs before slipping the dildo inside. On the other hand, there are some women who like to suction the shaft to their floor or a bathroom wall before slowing sliding the inches inside of them.

Do some exploring to find out which technique is most compatible with your body.

What’s the smartest way to hide my dildo?

The pros always hide their dildos in a place tested by hundreds of others: the sock drawer. But seriously, pick a place that no-one else will bother searching.

It’s easy, just make sure you’re storing your toys in a clean, dry space.

How do I clean my dildo?

Most dildos can be easily cleaned with hot soapy water and can be boiled for 3 minutes to sterilize. However, always read the instructions on how to clean your toy when it arrives as the type of material it’s made from can affect this.

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