Clone-A-Willy Review: Your Dick in 3D

clone a willy review

So, you want to clone your dick, huh? Allow me to get rid of all the awkwardness and anxiety you’re feeling at googling what you probably see as a dumb idea. It’s not. Making a copy of your dick might just be the sexiest, most thoughtful, and most original idea you’ve ever had.

I mean, come on, it’s 2020. If you’re feeling a little bit freaked out by the possibility of building a model of your dick, calm down. Stranger, weirder, and way grosser things have been done. Creating a replica of your willy can actually be pretty fun to do. And, once it’s done, pretty useful.

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You can use the Clone a Willy to spice up yours and your partner’s sex lives, or you can gift it to them to remember you by when you’re unavoidably apart. Or you can be like Zac Efron and his buddies in the movie Neighbours and sell copies of your schlong. It’s something to think about, y’know.

Although we did write a guide on how to make a dildo, if you’re looking for a faster and genuine way to replicate your penis, then Clone-A-Willy might be what you’re looking for.

But I can’t just say that without telling you why, now can I? So let’s take a more in-depth look into making a dildo version of your dick and what it entails.

Clone a Willy Review

  1. What’s inside Clone-A-Willy?
  2. How to use a Clone-A-Willy
  3. Thoughts on the process
  4. Pros
  5. Cons
  6. Frequently asked questions (FAQs)
  7. Conclusion

What’s inside Clone-A-Willy?

The Clone-A-Willy kit comes in a long, cylindrical, plastic tube. The Clone-A-Willy’s name is emblazoned on the side, but that’s on the kit itself, not the surprisingly nondescript box mine came in. So fear not, people. Neither your neighbor nor the delivery guy will realize you’re trying to make yourself another dick.

Inside the kit is a bag full of molding powder, a thermometer, a vibrator, two silicone gel jars, and a balsa wood stick. Everything in the kit serves a purpose, and this becomes even more obvious after reading the instructions included. Ordinarily, the instructions detail four simple steps on the Clone-A-Willy package. But when you unfurl the instructions page, you’ll find out that those four steps aren’t as simple as it seems.

How to use a Clone-A-Willy

To successfully clone your willy, you’ll need a few more things apart from what is given to you in the kit. You’ll need a disposable container in which to mix the silicone. It must be disposable ‘cause you sure as hell won’t be using it anymore. Why? Because silicone and internal organs don’t mix. You’ll also need a big mixing bowl, a measuring cup, a timer, some tape, a spatula, a pen, a bit of cardboard, and scissors.

The instructions may look like this is a cinch, but to be honest, you’re going to have to have complete focus while you create your dick dildo. The instructions are precise and you must follow them as closely as possible. If you are lazy you can always take a look at the best dildos in the world right now to feel inspired.

The process

To start with, measure your fully erect penis along the length of your dick. Mark a half-inch higher than your dick’s length along the tube, and cut the tube along that marking. Use the tape to cover the edges thoroughly. You do not want a groin injury. That shit hurts. Then, you’ll need some water heated up to exactly 90°F. Now, this can be freaking annoying because you have to keep that thermostat in to measure the heat. But yeah, it absolutely has to be 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

This is arguably the most difficult part of the process, or at least, it was for me. Once you’ve got your water, you can now add it to the molding powder, and stir it for 30-60 seconds. Pour it into the package as quickly and correctly as possible, and then shove your dick inside at once. While sticking your dick in, you must avoid letting it touch the walls of the tube. You might have to wait for as long as four minutes before carefully slipping it out. Then, wait four hours for the mold to set.

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Use the wait time to mix the silicone gels. After four hours, pour the silicone into the tube. Don’t fill it to the brim, though. Now, use the vibrator to create a hole in the cardboard cutout. Don’t let the vibrator go through the cardboard entirely. Use the vibrator with the cardboard attached to the bottom. Hold the cardboard in such a way as to keep the vibrator from falling into the mix.

Leave the mixture like that for 24 hours and then gently pull your new toy out. Use your scissors to take off any excess and stick in one new AA battery. Your Clone-A-Willy is now complete.

Curious to see some pictures? I won’t post mine (pretty embarrassing 😅) but you can see some here if you have the gut for it (NSFW).

Some precautions, however

Don’t forget about the lube! Water-based is king, as usual.

For some dudes with curved penis’, it may be hard to get your penis in without touching the walls of the tube, which can be discouraging. But don’t give up yet. Empire Labs have made it possible for adjustments to be made to create a Clone-A-Willy for curved dicks, so you guys aren’t left out.

If you’d follow these instructions better with a video, you can watch the instructional video, and follow along to the nice lady. That’s what I did.

Thoughts on the process

For many men (including me), this little science experiment can get really annoying, really quick. It doesn’t take a whole lot of time, but it does take loads of concentration, precision, balance, and patience. Not a lot of dudes make it on the first try, which is why Clone-A-Willy sells refills of the silicone powder. If you mix your molding liquid wrong, or you spill your mixture, you still get another chance without having to buy a whole new kit.

The Clone-A-Willy kit can give you a dick that has a light, dark, purple, black, or neon pink color. Talk about variety. There’s a lot to say about this toy, so I decided to divide my thoughts on Clone-A-Willy into Pros and Cons.

Pros

  1. It’s an excellent toy for couples💏 to play with: Especially if you’re in a long-distance relationship. The only thing that’s better than having your dick to comfort your girlfriend when she misses you is the real you, in the flesh. But, y’know. She’s got to take what she can get and all that.
  2. It’s battery-operated and cordless: This makes it easy to use and portable. There’s no cord for you to struggle with. Just flip the switch and move your wrist.
  3. It comes out extremely detailed: Every vein and ridge is captured perfectly. Clone-A-Willy captures every detail, so it still feels familiar.
  4. It can be so much fun when you use it with a partner: Making the dick clone is so much more comfortable with a partner, it’s not even funny. On my second try, I had my partner help and it was so much easier. Even Mr. & Mrs. Grey from Lovehoney agree that it’s so much easier with a partner. Sometimes, your erection can start to droop while processing it. Your partner can keep you erect till you’ve cast it. Clean up is a cinch, too.
  5. It’s surprisingly durable: It’s made of silicone, so yeah, it won’t break so easily.
  6. The vibrator is pretty long-lasting: After all the effort of making it, I was pretty happy to learn that the Clone-A-Willy will probably outlive me.
  7. It’s skin-safe👅: It’s made from hypoallergenic, platinum silicone, guaranteed not to cause any irritations.
  8. The price is reasonable: Some people might say it’s not, but making an extremely detailed copy of your dick at $50 is pretty reasonable to me. And then there’s the fact that you can buy another mix for $6 if you mess up your first try.
  9. There are different kits based on what you want: For larger penises, there’s a larger kit. For curved penises, there’s a solution. There’s even a Clone-A-Pussy, but that’s an article for another day.
  10. If you mess up your first few tries, you can always buy new parts from the official website. You get never-ending chances for a do-over without having to repurchase a full kit.

Cons

  1. It’s difficult to follow the processes properly without your partner: Sort of feels like you don’t have enough hands. When your focus is on something not necessarily sexy, it’s not easy trying to maintain an erection.
  2. The mix feels like wet concrete😖: Not the worst feeling but not the best either.
  3. It dries way too quickly: If you don’t stick your dick into the mix before two minutes are up, be prepared to smack your dick head into a solid cylinder.
  4. It can make a mess if you’re not prepared for it: You have to use an old towel or do it on an easy-to-clean surface like tiles.
  5. Larger users might have to get the “plus” version, and more silicone, so it doesn’t cut out their inches.
  6. Some users complain it doesn’t have enough give: Most dildos have a bit of elasticity, which makes them softer. Clone-A-Willy, however, is rather hard.
  7. It vibrates at a single speed: For those of us who like variety in vibration speed and function, this can be a bummer.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q1: Do I need to wait for my penis to go soft before I pull out of the mold?

No, you do not. The molding mix is extremely flexible. You can pull out after about a minute to two minutes if you so wish. But to ensure good results, waiting for two, three, or four minutes would be advised. After that, you can pull out. And no, it will not hurt your dildo.

Q2: What’s the size limit for the Clone-A-Willy?

The size limit for the Clone-A-Willy is about 7.5 inches. If you’re above 7.5 inches in length or you’re girthier than average, you may need a larger vibrator or more silicone. Thankfully, these are all sold at Clone-A-Willy.

Q3: Can my pierced penis be molded?

Most definitely. While it is recommended you remove your piercings before casting, you can also wear them if you like.

Q4: How do I clean my Clone-A-Willy?

Like any other motorized silicone toy. You can simply get a damp washcloth and some soap and wipe it down. If you decide not to add the vibrator option in your Clone-A-Willy, you can clean your toy differently.

In conclusion

Making a life-size replica of your dick is a pretty weird, surreal, and oddly satisfying experience. Do I recommend it? Yes, 100%. Clone-A-Willy might not have the most comfortable process, and, like me, you may not get it right on your first try. But after you do it, it is pretty fun to see the result: your dick in 3D.

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