Fleshlight LaunchPAD Review: What Else?

Fleshlight LaunchPad

Geez… Fleshlight LaunchPAD in action

Fleshlight LaunchPAD takes virtual sex one step closer to reality.

If you’ve tried V-Stroker you’re probably asking yourself ‘What the f… could Fleshlight come up with now?’ Well mate take a look at this, because here’s something new and frankly brilliant called Fleshlight LaunchPAD which was clearly created in the mind of a professional jack off master.

Sit down, relax, get a beer and read this review… here it comes!

What Is The Fleshlight LaunchPAD Exactly?

At first glance it looks like a satnav, but it’s actually an innovative holder for your iPad AND your Fleshlight. Much like with the hands free phone strap, there’s no more fumbling around with a screen of boobs in one hand, Fleshlight in the other, and lube between your knees, oh no.

Fleshlight LaunchPad strap

Securing your Fleshlight to the LaunchPAD

This is an essential combination. Because now your Fleshlight, the LaunchPAD and your iPad make a world-class threesome… And we love threesomes.

How Does The Fleshlight LaunchPAD Work?

Do you love your iPad? How much do you love it? Let her feel it. All the way. Don’t tell the guys at the Genius Bar though unless you want to traumatize them really bad.

The practical set up is this:

Your preferred Fleshlight masturbator slips beneath the Fleshlight LaunchPAD, and your iPad is gripped above. You get a great perspective on your favourite film or preferred home video. You could even Skype with a special friend… Imagine all the dirty stuff you can do with it. Skype business call with your sexy colleague? Here you come…

It might even spice up your working from home day. Give that brain-draining Chief Exec report a good going over with the Fleshlight LaunchPad and try to keep a straight face when you hand it over. Amazing.

Is The Fleshlight LaunchPAD Any Good In Real Life?

The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is a great idea, but does the reality live up to the wet dream? So many questions mate, you sound like a chick… Thinking too much is not good for you.

You can get into loads of different positions, just as you can with the rest of your Fleshlight pocket pussy collection – let’s not forget the genius shower mount attachment, and your iPad will just stay put.

Fleshlight says the LaunchPAD is made of safe, resilient, and expandable rubber, so it securely grips your iPad. You can let go, eat a croissant, or do some showboating if you feel like, and it won’t drop to the floor. This also allows you to adjust volume, speed and power without stopping.

LaunchPad pure flight

LaunchPAD with Pure Fleshlight Original and Flight

Another pro is the ‘rugged handgrip.’ Those rugged handgrips make it less likely you’ll drop your expensive iPad on the floor when you’re banging your balls like if there’s no tomorrow. Just make sure you haven’t got lots of lube on your hands first.

So, the tablet is safely in place, and you have clean dry hands, but what about your preferred Fleshlight, does that stay in place?

We know that a Fleshlight pussy holds you very tight (especially the Fleshlight Flight ), but does the LaunchPAD hold fast too? Well my friend, nothing is certain in this world but as far as we know the neoprene velcro strap grips that Fleshlight tighter than Kim Kardashian’s camel-toe.

Is The Fleshlight LaunchPAD Expensive?

Not really, plus there are some new customer offers on their official webpage. If you order and then change your mind, you can send it back so long as you haven’t played with it (of course I would say… Would you take back something with a stranger’s sperm on it?).

As with all Fleshlight products, the billing and shipping is discreet. No-one will ever know.

Technical Stuff

At the moment the Fleshlight LaunchPAD is only compatible with the following iPad models:

• iPad Fourth Generation
• iPad Third Generation
• iPad 2

It’s not compatible with iPad Air or iPad First Generation models though, or any other tablets on the market.

This isn’t technical – but it’s important. The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is easy to clean with water and disinfectant if you make a mess. Of course make sure you remove your iPad first!

Does The Fleshlight LaunchPAD Have Any Cons?

One con we did discover about the Fleshlight LaunchPAD was that you can’t tilt your iPad screen back and forwards – it’s a 90 degree angle or nothing, so if you’ve got glare disrupting your view, you may want to move away from the window (I would move away from the window anyways…). Just be wary when your mate wants to show you something on his iPad though – you never know what he’s been doing with it!

Some people say Apple products are sexy… Combine that with the n.1 pocket pussy in the world… Good luck holding back.


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About Deon Black

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  1. Salvatore murray says

    I loved the launch pad. I skyped my partner and told her to go to her room and Skype me naked and oh what pleasure I got she was surprised but still I loved it

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