Fleshlight Review – The 10 Best Fleshlights To Buy (2022)

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It’s that time I know you’ve all been waiting for: the best Fleshlights roundup! It’s kind of like a YouTube Rewind, but less cringy and featuring fewer problematic dicks.

This year, I thought we’d revisit some of the very best that Fleshlight has to offer. And boy, is there a wide selection, so sit comfortably and grab a cup of something, we’re gonna be here a while.

Top 3 Best Fleshlight

  1. Go Surge – Pocket size, realistic feel
  2. Riley – Amazing pussy, Riley
  3. Flight – Discreet but powerful orgasms

Keep reading for 10 more amazing Fleshlights.

Just in case you’ve literally just crawled out from under some rock, the Big Brother house, or strict home lockdown, lemme get you up to speed:

There’s been a pandemic raging on out there, and while that’s sad for your sex life, it’s the perfect time to get to know your hand better. Or better yet, go wild with a new Fleshlight. God knows there’s no better time for it than when you’re locked up in your own home. Let’s make a party out of it!

What Is A Fleshlight?

How do I even describe a Fleshlight? A Fleshlight is pure poetry, it’s the warm morning sun, it’s the smell of fresh coffee, it’s a lover’s kiss, it’s the magical day you finally become a man, it’s…

…it’s a plastic vagina.

Yes, really.

It’s not as gross as it sounds, I promise. Or maybe it is and I’ve just become desensitized. Either way, a Fleshlight is a male masturbator. It’s basically a plastic tube that’s tight and ridgy on the inside, and it’s meant to offer the user a pleasurable masturbatory experience, hopefully close to the real thing, or even better. Ambitious, right?

There are a million varieties and riffs off this product, numerous pocket pussies, truly horrible masturbators, scary knock-offs, and even some good ones – I should know, I’ve tried them all.

This right here, however, is premium quality, and that comes with a premium price tag. There are numerous advantages to not just ordering the first monstrosity you find on Amazon – mainly the fact that you don’t have to worry about dick disease – but when it comes to plastic vaginas, let’s just say you get what you pay for.

And what you’re paying for is an out of this world, aesthetically pleasing lady part you’re going to fuck all night long and she’ll never complain. Because she doesn’t have a mouth. Or limbs. You pretty much only get the important bit.

How Do I Choose?

Like with any other product you’re looking for, you’ll wanna spend 8 months studying all the available options and reviews, otherwise your anxiety and decision paralysis will haunt you for the rest of your life.

When it comes to male masturbators, you want to cover the basics: quality of experience, ease of use, discretion, and price. So, we’re going to ask some simple questions:

  • Experience: Is it a good wank?
  • Ease of use: Is it an easy wank?
  • Discretion: Is it a discrete wank?
  • Price Is it an expensive wank?

Some of these will meet some of these requirements, the best will meet all of them. But it really just depends on what’s important for you. Ideally, you want the perfect fleshlight to hit all 4.

What Are The Best Fleshlights?

And now, the question you’ve all been waiting for: which are the best fleshlights? I’ve been reviewing these babies for a long time, now, so I’ve been in and out of every fake plastic pussy you can imagine, some good, some bad, and some fucking scary.

What I have here are some of the best of the best, and no, this post is not sponsored by Fleshlight. Although, if you wanna talk business, I’m not above shilling for you, Fleshlight, always a pleasure. Call me!

1) Go Surge Lady

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What does it do for me? The major selling point for this lady is its subtlety and discretion. It’s a smaller, compact, light, travel-friendly version that ensures you and your penis have a good time no matter where you are in the world. I can see you now, wanking in Paris, wanking in Rome, wanking in Stockholm – the world is your oyster. Or like, your porn studio.

And you don’t have to compromise on the feeling, either. Look at the inside of this monster, it’ll show you a good time. The one thing to note is that it’s not as sturdy as other toys, but that’s the price you pay for convenience. And what better travel partner can you ask for? At least the Lady will never complain that her feet are sore. She doesn’t have any.

  • Experience: Awesome!
  • Ease of use: Super easy
  • Discretion: Nobody will guess
  • Price: Cheapo

2) Fleshskins Blue Ice

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What does it do for me? Fleshlight is well aware that their products are pricey, so they’ve taken it upon themselves to create some budget alternatives for those who aren’t quite flush enough for a high-end wanking experience.

The price is its main pro, but it’s also cool and portable, comes with its own case and everything. Now, on the con side, it’s not as mind-blowing as some of its more expensive offerings, and it’s very, very basic. It’s also considerably flimsier than some of these other products, but that’s to be expected. But it’s still a viable toy that gives your special “me” time that extra oomph you were looking for.

  • Experience: Handjob+
  • Ease of use: Super easy
  • Discretion: Mum’s the word
  • Price: As cheap as it gets

Is it a good wank? This one’s self explanatory, and it covers the experience itself. What is this toy like on the inside? How intense is the experience? Will the ridgy bits blow your mind? What about your load? Just how good a wank can you get out of this thing?

This depends on your personal preferences and…your anatomy, but trust me, when a fleshlight ensures a good wank, you’ll know it when you see it. There’s a reason why some of these babies have an obsessive following, and it’s not because they’re repped by porn actresses. Okay, maybe that’s part of it.

We’re ranking on tightness, diversity, intensity, and how fun it is to use. Different people have different preferences, but the universally good ones are easy to spot – they have the most reviews.

3) Super Tight Sleeve*

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What does it do for me? They weren’t very creative in naming this one, so I don’t need to sit here and try to sell the advantages to you, it’s pretty self-explanatory: this sleeve is super tight. Like, insanely tight. If you’ve already experienced all you can experience in the Fleshlight world and you’re bored, then this baby is the right choice for you. It’s true that there are no crazy ridges and little bits inside, but it provides a nice, consistent tightness.

super tight interior

The con on this one is that the more endowed of gentlemen will perhaps have a harder time enjoying this one (boo fucking hoo), but it can also be an instant orgasm situation, so watch out. I would not recommend this one to beginners – unless you’ve got a skinny dick! – this is for hardcore wankers. And I’m not saying that as an insult.

*Fleshlight case not included

  • Experience: Very intense
  • Ease of use: Experienced wankers only
  • Discretion: Potential sounds
  • Price: The price is right

4) Ice Lady

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What does it do for me? One of my personal favorites, the Fleshlight Ice series brings something to the table that none of their other toys can offer you: full visual stimulation. The Ice Lady and all its other counterparts are fully clear, which means you can get an eyeful of all the action going down while you use it.

While the inside is still a standard Fleshlight sleeve like any other, with nubs and pulls and rings and chambers, the added visual stimulation factor is very intriguing and it makes it different than anything else you’ve ever experienced. It can be intensely erotic, or, perhaps, off-putting – that’s up to you to decide.

But especially if you’re using this with a partner, either you or them will highly appreciate this little entree to voyeurism into one of the most intimate experiences a person can have. Don’t knock it till you try it.

  • Experience: Multi-sensorial
  • Ease of use: Beginner friendly
  • Discretion: Virtually invisible
  • Price: Budget friendly

Is it an easy wank? If there’s anything sadder than a bad wank, it’s a difficult one. You’re over here with your pants around your ankles, your hands are shaking, your dick is turning purple, and you just want to stick it in, damn it! The last thing you want is an instruction manual wank.

So, I’m rating these based on how easy a wank they procure for you. Do I need to study beforehand? What if I suck at tech stuff? Do I need to go get my glasses to read 14 pages of instructions? Can I just take it out and go?

They may not seem like important questions NOW, but go back to that pants-around-the-ankles scenario – you’ll wanna have this shit figured out.

5) Mini Lotus*

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What does it do for me? One of the star products of the brand, the Mini Lotus is practically a classic. It’s one of the most popular sleeves, and with good reason – the twists and turns it takes on the inside is going to bring you to your knees – literally. You will be worshiping this thing all weekend long, mark my word.

mini lotus interior

It’s one of the best in the business, its legendary status isn’t for nothing. The only thing you need to worry about with the Mini Lotus is that you might become addicted, or end up with a chafed dick. It’s not a good time.

*Fleshlight case not included

  • Experience: Godlike
  • Ease of use: Drunk friendly
  • Discretion: Practically silent
  • Price: Anyone can afford it

6) Quickshot Pulse

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What does it do for me? One of the smaller, more compact offerings, the Quickshot Pulse comes in to offer an inexpensive alternative to Fleshlight’s heftier toys. It’s easy to use, good to travel with, and it even has some special features. Most notably, it’s open-ended on both sides, which means you can use it even with a partner, not just when you’re alone.

The downside with some of these cheaper versions is that they don’t have any bells and whistles and are super basic. What you see is what you get, but when you’re paying under 50 bucks, there isn’t really a lot of room for complaints, now, is there? You just get a hold of it and go to town. The tighter you squeeze, the more feeling you get.

  • Experience: Handjob+
  • Ease of use: Like using your hand
  • Discretion: Tiny
  • Price: Doesn’t get cheaper than this

Is it a discrete wank? Wanking secretly can be really fun and intense, or really awkward and anxiety inducing – take your pick. Now, it’s entirely possible for a masturbator to offer a mind blowing experience, while also being awkward and clunky, and impossible to use in a shared home. You’ll see what I mean when we get to some of the spaceships I’m going to show you.

Of course, discretion is in the eye of the beholder. If you live alone, you may not care about how noisy it is or that it looks like you’re holding a coffee machine and fucking it.

Hell, you might not care even if you don’t live alone. Your roommate will walk in and you’ll just keep going

The point is, this aspect is important to a lot of people, so we gotta take it into consideration.

7) Flight Commander

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What does it do for me? Fleshlight is boasting that this thing is one of its best selling products for a reason – it feels great, it’s compact, you can take it with you on the road. An adventure for the ages, just one man and his fucktoy. I’d watch the fuck out of that movie.

You know how usually, when they sell you something as a “travel size” “mini” or “compact” version it means that you get a shitty quasi knock-off product that doesn’t work even half as well as the original, even though it’s still expensive? Yeah, this doesn’t suffer from that shitty fate.

In fact, it even boasts some special increased suction technology so you can get sucked right into your fantasy, no matter where you are, including on the plane.*

*no seriously, please don’t jack off on the plane, that shit is weird.

  • Experience: You’ll fly away
  • Ease of use: Easy as 1, 2, 3
  • Discretion: Luggage friendly
  • Price: Affordable

8) Stamina Training Unit (STU)

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What does it do for me? If you didn’t know, you might miss it on the website, because it doesn’t have a funky name, just literally Stamina Training Unit. Well, despite the utilitarian name, this baby is still a toy, and one that gives you intense pants-feelings, too.

stamina training interior

Especially created to help you last longer and longer, this product is the stamina coach you’ve been looking for your whole life. Yes, that’s kinky as fuck. Just like the best athletes in the world, training is a huge part of improving your sexual experience, so if you feel like you could use some help in that department, I wouldn’t pass this one over.

  • Experience: Professional
  • Ease of use: Practice makes perfect
  • Discretion: Shhhhh
  • Price: Quality costs

Is it an expensive wank? And finally – the detail you’re all here for: just how expensive is this wank you’re having? Listen, these are high quality pieces of dick heaven, so if you’re looking for a quick wank for 12 cents, may I direct you to aliexpress?

I thought so.

What I’m saying is, these things don’t come cheap, BUT the experience can be out of this world and completely worth the money, or it can be…okay, I guess. But no one wants to pay $150 for an “okay” orgasm, so money talks, in this case.

9) Universal Launch

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What does it do for me? One of Fleshlight’s ultimate spaceship offerings, the Universal Launch is…A LOT. In all the best ways possible. From the name, you can tell this thing has one objective, and one objective only: to launch your dick into space. Or at least make you feel like it did.

With a million different doodads and thingamajigs, the main advantage of this baby is that it’s…well, universal. That’s a couple of steps up from the Quickshot Launch, that works with Quickshot toys only. This thing takes most sleeves Fleshlight makes, so you can enjoy your fave… at 250 strokes per minute. I dare you to do that with your hand, I’ll wait. It’s like a one-way trip to Carpal Tunnel.

While quieter than its previous iteration, it’s still a mechanical contraption that’s going to make mechanical sounds, so be aware of that. It’s a lot of cash, but there’s nothing better on the market when it comes to automatic masturbators.

  • Experience: Load-blowing
  • Ease of use: Complicated
  • Discretion: Too loud
  • Price: Elon Musk only

9 ½)  Quickshot Launch

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Here I have to make a mention of The Quickshot Launch, which is the Universal Launch’s ugly stepsister. While the experience itself is out of this world, complete with vibrations and other exciting things to discover. The downside is that this thing is MASSIVE, which can make wanking uncomfortable, and very, very conspicuous. There is no way to hide the fact that this doodad is milking your wang. Nor can you hide the noise. Perfect if you live alone, imperfect if you’re…anywhere else.

Best overall

But who is the winner, the undisputed queen, the champion, the toy that makes you scream YAAAAAAAAS QWEEEEEEEN like the gays at the bar? Without further ado:

10) Destroya

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What does it do for me? It’s the one, the only, Destroya!

*cue confetti*

If you’re a Fleshlight afficionado, you knew this was coming, so my apologies that I was not able to maintain suspense and surprise you. What can I say, a good wank is a good wank. And when it comes to that, Destroya has held the title in a tight grip for years.

This gorgeous piece of pink rubber has it all – the crazy bits that make your dick feel funny, the anatomically-correct lips, it’s modeled after a literal pornstar, and while you can’t put a price on good pussy, it’s one of the most affordable toys they offer.

It’s good for beginners who may be intimidated by some of the other offerings, but it still shows experienced gentlemen a good time. It’s no wonder thousands of men have cum inside this thing. Plus, you can pack it up and take it with you when you’re traveling – and a guaranteed orgasm you can travel light with is priceless.

  • Experience: Better than sex
  • Ease of use: Shockingly simple
  • Discretion: It’ll be your little secret
  • Price: Worth every penny

How Do You Use It?

If you’ve reached this age and this page and you don’t know how to masturbate, I’m not going to demonstrate it for you. This isn’t THAT kind of website.

(okay, I lied)

What I can help you with, however, is explaining how Fleshlights work. Really, it’s pretty straight-forward, and you don’t need to overthink it. Just allow your male instincts to take over.

You have a soft fleshy piece of silicone in your hand that you can warm up under the tap. It’s tight and warm now, and it’s textured on the inside, so what’s your first thought?

That’s right, you stick your dick in it. If that fella on American Pie fucked a pie, you don’t need any instructions on how to fuck this piece of plastic that is literally shaped like a vagina. Or a butt. Or a mouth. More on that later.

Just hold it in your preferred wanking hand and go to town on it. When you’re ready for a change of pace, switch hands. I don’t know why we do it, but it does feel different, right? Am I crazy? Is it like having a stranger wank you? Let me know in the comments.

Why Would I Want A Fleshlight?

Look, it’s not like basic hand wanks are ever gonna go out of style, but why not entertain some other possibilities? Especially if you happen to find yourself on the wrong end of a lockdown, you’ll want something to keep you busy – and healthy!

The best thing about Fleshlights, aside from the obvious, is that they offer variety and cater to different tastes in a way your hand just…can’t. Try as it might, it’s just average.

With a Fleshlight, you get to experience different levels of tightness, different textures, and more complex products. If you don’t want a basic fuck sleeve, you can opt for one of those spaceship-shapes thingies that vibrate and launch your dick into space. Sounds fun, right?

It’s all about exploring, expanding your horizons, and leveling out the playing field. Ladies get a million varieties of sex toys – long, short, fat, skinny, vibrating, rotating, they make sounds and have lights, you can connect them to Wi-Fi and send work emails – why not share that experience? Okay, maybe not that last part, I made that up, but the rest of it.

Make all your pussy dreams come true.

Will This Make Me Feel Less Lonely?

I respect you too much to lie to you, so let me put it like this: no.

Look, man, it’s just a pussy-shaped piece of plastic. It won’t talk to you (unless it’s one of those robot dolls they were developing a few years ago) and it won’t keep you warm at night. You can’t share your hopes and dreams with it. I mean, you can, but it would be fucking weird.

If what you’re looking for is company you can fuck, get a body pillow. Otherwise, sex dolls are this way ->.

The other thing I need to mention here, since I’m sure you’re wondering – no, this doesn’t feel like a real woman, either. Some of these models have labia, but the resemblance stops there. Just because it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck doesn’t mean it’s a vagina.

How Do I Clean It?

Everyone’s least favorite part, but cleaning is inevitable. Once the high wears off and you recover from panting, you’re sitting there holding a plastic tube full of spunk.

Your mom won’t clean after you, and neither will your partner, so for this one, you gotta put your big boy pants on and do it yourself.

We actually have a nifty little guide for that, but here are some the highlights you need to keep in mind:

  • Warm water and soap are enough. You don’t want scalding hot water that will deteriorate your plastic lady, and you don’t want harsh cleaning agents, because that can also eat away at her.
  • You don’t need to use any cleaning tools, so don’t poke her with a bottle cleaning brush. Don’t laugh, you’d be horrified at the things I’ve seen. Use your fingers, and nothing else.
  • When she’s good and squeaky clean, lay her down on a towel to try off. Do not – I repeat, DO NOT lay her down on the radiator. You do not want to see how mangled $60 can get.
  • Obviously, for some of the more complex doodads, things get a little more complicated. If you’re dealing with one of the Launch products, simply remove the sleeve and clean that separately, and wipe off the toy itself.
  • Do not – I repeat DO NOT – submerge this under water, unless you want to cry into $200 of what is now worthless plastic junk.

Anything I Shouldn’t Do?

If I had to give you advice about what not to do with a Fleshlight, we’d be here until Christmas, but I’ll stick to some common sense things to ensure the durability of your investment and the quality of your experience:

  • Don’t wash it too vigorously

I know we literally just talked about how important it is to wash this thing thoroughly, but don’t overdo it. It’s a sex toy, not a pair of muddy boots, despite being a rubber shaft. Don’t scrub too hard, and don’t use very harsh cleaning agents, otherwise you might damage the toy. If you or a partner has long nails, be careful – you wouldn’t want to poke holes right through your plastic vagina.

  • Don’t death grip it

Keeping with the maintenance etiquette, pls don’t deathgrip the shit out of this. Listen, it’s tight and nubby and provides enough rollercoaster sensations on its own, you don’t need to squeeze it until your dick turns eggplant-purple. That’s not good for your future enjoyment and it’s definitely not good for your plastic lady friend.

  • Don’t stick anything else in there that isn’t a penis

Despite man’s natural inclination to stick things into holes, I would advise not to. Your penis – yes. Your hand – sure. Don’t go stretching this thing around a water bottle, don’t stick your whole fist in it, don’t stick your feet in it, and please, PLEASE don’t let your dog get a hold of it. Have you ever seen a mauled, mangled plastic pussy? The image would haunt you forever.

About Deon Black

Sex Coach. Since 2012 we've spent 60,000+ hours testing 1,000+ sex toys. Author of 47 hours - helping men last longer in bed.

Comments

  1. Hey Deon,
    I’ve bought one of the Fleshlight Girls and you were right man, it does feel very natural especially after you warm it up.
    Thank you for this article,
    looking forward the next one!

    Marcus

    • Deon Black says

      Hey Marc,
      glad to know you’re enjoying it!

      Yes actually, most people don’t know that the inside sleeve gets warmed up in warm water before you use it so it does feel like a warm moist juicy wet sexy vagina when you masturbate with it.

      Have fun
      D.

  2. Lol
    I love your articles man!
    Thanks for sharing.

    Oh and by the way, I’m gonna buy the V-stroker this weekend, but I’ve already got a STU.

    Cheers

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