Hismith Premium Sex Machine Review (2024)

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Are you curious about the Hismith Premium Sex Machine but aren’t quite ready to bite the bullet due to its hefty price tag? Perhaps you’re still unsure if this machine is even worth the money. Well, after testing out this product, I’ve written a detailed review of my own experience to help you decide whether to take the plunge. Ultimately, the decision is entirely up to you, however, there’s nothing wrong with seeking some guidance.

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Why Trust My Opinion?

That’s a great question – why should you trust me, random stranger on the internet? We’ve all looked up reviews online whether we’re making a purchase for a gadget, garden tool, or new winter coat. The thing is, we like to know what other everyday people think about the product we’re looking to purchase for ourselves. The same goes for sex toys.

I’ve been testing and reviewing sex toys for over 10 years, writing up my own experience of using a number of products from dildos to nipple clamps, all with the purpose of helping other women (and men) to get the most out of their toys as well as their sex lives.

While my opinion is subjective, it’s also unbiased. Prior to testing any new product, I tend to steer clear of any other reviews because I like to go in without any other opinions that can subconsciously contribute to my own. Sure, it’s not definitive and just because something isn’t approved by myself doesn’t mean the exact same toy won’t knock your socks off with the most mind-blowing orgasm ever. It all comes down to personal preference. What works for me may not work for you, and that’s absolutely fine.

Keep on reading to find out my thoughts on the Hismith Premium Sex Machine.

What Is The Hismith Premium Sex Machine?

The Hismith Premium Sex Machine is exactly that – it’s one of the best fucking machines. According to their own website, they are designed with power and long-lasting performance in mind. This machine allows you to add a range of varying attachments including vibrators and dildos, meaning you can tailor your machine to suit your own specific desires. Sounds good on paper, right? But how does it hold up when you put this bad boy into practice?

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First Impressions

hismith premium sex machine box

Now, at almost $430, the Hismith Premium Sex Machine certainly ain’t cheap. And honestly, I was reluctant to part ways with my cash initially. However, curiosity got the better of me – and after a particularly long dry spell, I convinced myself that I deserved it.

Ordering it was easy enough – I went online and purchased it from Hismith’s own website (which I will link below). It arrived just under a week after placing my order and the packaging was (thankfully) discreet and any potentially awkward conversations with the mailman were avoided.

I opened up the box and emptied it of all its components before setting it up. Putting the Hismith together was straightforward enough, akin to building a bedside table from IKEA. Mostly stress-free – only this had a silicone dildo attached to it.

And there it was. Just me and the Hismith alone in my front room (curtains shut, obviously). I’m not gonna lie, I was a little intimidated. Even after testing and reviewing what must be thousands of sex toys, this felt a little different. I’d never tested a full blown sex machine before. But I was keen to get going. After all, there’s no time like the present.

First Ride

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Everything appeared to be in good working order. I had a little play around with the controllers so I knew what I was getting myself into. Heaven forbid I accidentally put it on full speed pounding mode unprepared on my first go. Ouch. Adjusting the speeds was simple – and you can easily work your way up the more you get into it.

After I felt comfortable enough that I wasn’t going to cause myself any harm, I added a water-based lubricant to the dildo that came with it. I thought if I’m going to test this out, I may as well start with the sex toy it came with – however, you can easily switch between other sex toys to suit your own preference.

I started with some good old fashioned missionary at first – on a low speed. Honestly, it felt good – if you’re wanting some ‘love-making’ sex, then this setting will be ideal for you. I was pleasantly surprised at how good it felt to the point where I almost told the machine that I loved it. Out loud. From that moment, I realised that I didn’t want to make love anymore – I wanted to be fucked. So I kicked it up a gear.

One of my favorite sex positions is doggy style. And minus the hair pulling and slaps on the ass, the Hismith was able to deliver and then some. I increased the speed slightly as well as the thrusting and found that the full 6 inch penetration was a little too intense for my liking. The 4 inch penetration, however, was perfect.

What’s more, the Hismith can be adjusted to suit multiple positions including anal, girl on top, and standing. Personally, I found doggy style to be the best – but that’s my own personal taste.

The dildo it comes with is of a high quality and not something to be discarded. It’s made of silicone and measures at 8 inches in length. Girthy little toy, too. Needless to say, I was happy with the Hismith Premium Sex Machine.

One of the best things about this product is how surprisingly quiet it is. Nothing like hearing a bionic cock and all of its mechanics thrusting in and out of you to kill the mood. But there was nothing of the sort. It was super quiet and all that could be heard were my moans and groans.

Thoughts Overall

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Now that I’ve had a few more goes on the Hismith, I do have a couple of thoughts on how it could be improved and what I don’t really like about it.

On opening up the toy after it was delivered, my nose did detect a funky rubbery smell. This isn’t a major complaint and something that I imagine will lift in time – however, it’s worth noting for people who are sensitive to strong smells.

I live in a small apartment so hiding this sex machine isn’t exactly easy, meaning I have to take it apart after I’ve finished with it. I’m dreading the day my mother turns up unexpectedly and questions my life decisions and why I can’t seem to hold onto a boyfriend after seeing my new robotic friend. I’m able to disassemble and stash it away in its portable bag (the sex machine, not my mother) which doesn’t take a huge amount of time, although it’s not exactly ideal.

I also find that it can be a little awkward figuring out positions. I’m not sure whether it’s because I’m gangly with limbs longer than your average gal, but I do occasionally find it tricky figuring out the optimum positions. Once I’ve figured them out, though, it’s all good.

Onto the good stuff. It arrived in relatively good time after ordering (I found just under a week was fine), and the packaging had no labels or indication that it was anything other than flatpack furniture from IKEA. I would like sex machine manufacturer to have tracking when it comes to their shipping, but that’s not really reflective of the machine itself.

The product is easy to assemble and it comes with adjustable speeds and thrusts that are pretty damn powerful. Perfect if you like a good pounding, or slow, deep thrusts. The dildo is of a high quality – no complaints there, in fact, each time I’ve used the Hismith, I’ve reached for the same one. I have tried with some of my other toys, and it’s easy enough to change them up thanks to the KlicLok Sytem. Just a simple screw and you’re good to go.

Cleaning the machine is simple, too, unless you’re a squirter – there isn’t much mess on the machine itself, but the stainless steel is easy enough to wipe down with some warm water or a sex toy cleaner. The machine, however, is NOT waterproof, so only use a dry cloth to wipe it down. And as always, give the dildo a wash after every use, obviously.

I’ve listed some of the pros and cons below:

Pros

  • Powerful
  • Deep thrusts
  • Comes with dildo
  • Adjustable speeds
  • Easy to set up
  • Discreet packaging
  • Can adjust height etc for different positions
  • Quiet

Cons

  • Strong smell when opening
  • Has to be disassembled in order to store away
  • Can be awkward trying to position yourself at times

Would I Recommend?

Honestly, I would recommend the Hismith Premium Sex Machine to anyone. Sure, it’s a little high in price but you get a lot of bang for your buck if you know what I’m saying. For a high-quality sex machine, you are going to expect a high price, but it’s definitely worth it if you’re looking for quality. Whilst it’s the only sex machine I’ve tried (thus far), it’s without doubt the best.

Where Can I Purchase A Hismith Premium Sex Machine?

The cheapest price I could find for the Hismith Sex Machine was on the Hismith official website. Hismith are big players in the sex toy industry, so you can rest assured that you’re getting a quality product from these guys. All items are shipped in discreet packaging and arrive within a week of ordering.

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What Is Included With The Hismith Premium Sex Machine?

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Everything you need in order to set this machine up and get it to work comes included in the box – there’s even an Allen key, which was a welcomed surprise considering the second I opened it I realized that I didn’t actually own any tools and therefore would have been screwed (and not in the way I was hoping). Nevertheless, the Allen key was all I needed, and I at least now have one tool in my otherwise empty toolbox. Listed below are the things that come with the Hismith Premium Sex Machine. Bear in mind that I purchased the Hismith app controlled machine – wire controlled does not come with its own portable bag.

  • Main machine
  • Portable bag (app controlled machine only)
  • Allen key
  • Silicone dildo (8 inches)
  • Power supply
  • 4 support rods
  • 2 metal T-braces
  • 1 speed dial
  • Instruction manual

Hismith Specs

Weight 25lbs
Power 100W
Maximum speed 240 RPM
Noise Quiet
Warranty Machine = 1 year

Motor = 2 years

Attachments Silicone dildo (8 inches)
Adjustability Height can reach to 1.5 feet, while the lowest is 3 inches.

Angles can be adjusted 90 degrees.

Size of packaging 18.4×10.2×17.7in

Assembling The Hismith Premium Sex Machine

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If you’re not one for reading manuals and would rather a step-by-step guide on how to assemble your new toy from a 30-something year old woman who gets excited over an Allen key, then today is your lucky day. I already touched on this earlier, but setting it up was surprisingly easy. All in all, it took me just under 15 minutes and honestly, I felt like I could do anything after that. I could take on any DIY project, just me and my Allen key in hand. I certainly didn’t need a man – quite literally at this point. I had a Hismith Premium Sex Machine, baby, who shall now be known as Allen.

Below are the simple steps of setting up the sex machine AKA Allen:

  1. Attach the two taller support rods (individually) to the two shorter support rods. Put that Allen key to good use and make sure the connectors are on nice and tightly.
  2. Once you have the base, attach the motor to the two legs.
  3. Add the thrusting rod and the dildo.
  4. That’s pretty much it. If you’re still stuck, refer back to the instruction manual that comes with it – the diagrams are actually very helpful.

Using The Hismith Premium Sex Machine

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I’ve talked about my own experience with this toy, however, I’ll go into a little more detail on each of the different functionalities, as well as the positions. You can control the Hismith in three different ways: wired controls, remote control, or via the app.

The wired remote control is basic, and probably the simplest of the three. There’s an on/off button, and a speed dial which, of course, controls the speed. To adjust the length, you need to adjust the dial on the side of the machine itself.

Controlling the Hismith with the remote is simple, too. On the remote you’ll find four buttons, one for faster, one for slower, one to stop/start, and one for switching through the different thrusts/speeds.

If you’re a technophobe, then the app may not be for you, although once you download the app it is relatively straightforward. You need to first ensure that the wired control is plugged in, and then you can pair the app control of the machine up with your phone using Bluetooth. With the app you can easily adjust the different strokes/speeds that you want the machine to go, and you can even program your own. The app also allows others to control the speeds/thrusts, making it perfect for long distance relationships.

If you’re wanting to try out different sex positions, then all you have to do is loosen the clamps holding it up and you can adjust the height and the angle.

Attachments For The Hismith Premium Sex Machine

While the Hismith comes with its own silicone dildo, there are a plethora of other toys you can use. The KlicLok System makes changing things up easy, although at first it is a bit fussy. You can pretty much attach any dildo, or even fleshlight, to this machine. If you find the KlicLox Sytem to be a bit tricky, then you can even use another suction cup adapter to attach your favorite toy.

I haven’t tried it this way yet, but I’ve seen that some women are living out their ultimate threesome fantasy and attaching two suction cup dildos for DP. Oof.

Other ways to roleplay a threesome is to invite your partner to use it with you. Position yourself so that the Hismith is fucking you from behind and give your partner oral at the same time.

Top Tips On Using The Hismith

Since you’re spending a lot of money on the Hismith, you want to be sure that you’re using it in a way that means you’re getting the most amount of pleasure out of it. I’ve listed some helpful tips on how to do just that.

  • Before you start, play around with each of the settings so you know what you’re getting into.
  • A little lube goes a long way. In fact, use a lot of it. The machine doesn’t have a magical sensor that slows things down when you go a little dry. So bear this in mind.
  • While the machine is sturdy, it’s less likely to move around if it’s used on a carpet or a rug. Especially when you’re going hell for leather on the fastest setting you horny little devil, you. Additionally, add a weight to the base for maximum security.
  • Welcome your partner to playtime with the Hismith. Assure them that they are not being replaced (after all, who’s going to take the trash out?). The Hismith can be used with a partner whether they’re near or far, whether it’s for threesome fantasies or spicing up a long distance relationship with the app.
  • Take advantage of the fact that you can alternate attachments. The dildo it comes with is great, however, maybe you have other toys that you want to test out. Like I said, the KlicLok can be a pain to master, so suction cup toys are a fantastic alternative.

Alternatives To The Hismith Premium Sex Machine

Speaking of alternatives, not everyone is willing to fork out over 400 big ones – and that’s fair. It’s a pretty steep price tag. In that case, I’ve listed some cheaper alternatives to the Hismith down below.


Hismith Masturbation Sex Machine With 9 Attachments

hismith masturbation sex machine with nine attachments

If your hand/vibrator/dildo just isn’t cutting it anymore, then the Hismith Masturbation Sex Machine With 9 Attachments is perfect. And yeah, you read that right. It comes with not 1, not 2, not even 3 – but 9 (NINE!) attachments. Cats have 9 lives, and your pussy has 9 dildos AND the machine itself (including power supply) for hands-free fun. At $166, it’s an absolute steal, too. The only downside is that it is a little noisy.

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Lovehoney Love Motion Warming Sex Machine

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If you’re not ready for a full blown sex machine, then start off small with the Lovehoney Love Motion. It’s just over $100 and it’s so easy to use. It comes with 10 adjustable thrusting motions, and 10 vibrating functions, meaning you can switch things up. It comes with a remote control and 2 dildos, plus it’s fairly quiet and it gets the job done.

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Lovehoney Sweet Heat Warming Sex Machine

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The Lovehoney Sweet Heat comes in at a little over $80 and is fully equipped with a wireless remote control, and a warming function that makes you feel all cozy inside. Maybe not cozy, but it feels damn good. There are 7 different vibrating functions – which is enough to keep things interesting, plus it comes with a detachable dildo. The best thing, though, is how compact it is. Making storing it and traveling with it a breeze. I wasn’t the biggest fan of the dildo that came with it, however, that’s because I like them a little more realistic. But again, it does the job.

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Final Thoughts

Hopefully you’ve found this guide on the Hismith Premium Sex Machine to be insightful. I’m definitely having a lot of fun with it, and the best thing about it is how versatile it is. If you’re looking for something different than your bog standard dildo, and you have the budget for it – then definitely try this one out.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where can I purchase the Hismith Premium Sex Machine?

The best place to purchase your own Hismith is from Hismith’s official website. All purchases are shipped in discreet packaging.

What weight is the Hismith?

The Hismith weighs just under 25lbs.

Can I use different dildos on the Hismith?

Yes. The Hismith does come with its own 8 inch silicone dildo, however, you can use other dildos by attaching via the KlicLok System, or suction cup.

Who can use the Hismith Premium Sex Machine?

Almost anyone can use this machine. It’s simple to set up, and it’s easy to use even if you do have reduced mobility.

Can the Hismith Premium Sex Machine be used for anal sex?

Absolutely! Just position yourself or the machine so that it is directed at your anus, and use plenty of lube!

What are the differences between the Hismith Premium and the App Controlled?

Other than the fact that you can control the latter through your smartphone, everything else is exactly the same. Although the app controlled machine does come with its own portable bag.

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