Best Alien Fleshlights 2024 – Tested To Bits (And Ranked!)

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Have you ever wondered what it might feel like to have an extra-terrestrial sexual experience? (Try saying that after a few shots of tequila). Perhaps it’s never even crossed your mind, however, now you come to think of it, the main blue chick in Avatar is pretty hot, right? I think we can all agree on that at this point, and if not, you’re lying.

Now, did you know that there are fleshlights made to replicate the vagina of a lady from a far off, distant planet? Fleshlights made so that you can experience an out-of-this world orgasm? Disclaimer: These aren’t molds taken from the private parts of an actual female alien.

Best Alien Fleshlights

  1. Freaks Alien Fleshlight – best alien fleshlight overall
  2. Fleshlight Alien Queen – best suction
  3. Fleshlight Alien Quickshot Butt/Mouth – most compact alien fleshlight

Honestly, I’m not entirely sure how these designs came to be. Possibly from a very horny man with a vivid imagination who was no longer satisfied with simply just watching Avatar porn. (Yes, that’s a thing and don’t ask me how I know that. I blame Reddit).

In this article, I’m going to tell you all about the few alien fleshlights that I’ve found and tested, to help you curious cats finally come to terms with your suppressed need to know what it feels like to have sex with an alien. A hidden desire that came about the second you started watching Futurama and saw Turanga Leela for the first time. You dirty dog, you.

Why Trust Us?

I’ve been testing and reviewing sex toys for over 10 years, from prostate massagers to nipple clamps, penis extenders and much more… I approach each product with the same attitude, having not let other reviews or opinions skew my own judgements. The best sex toy reviews are always unbiased, because at the end of the day, nobody wants to spend their money on a poor product. While everyone is different, with each person having their own likes, dislikes, and kinks, I try to remain as neutral as possible, listing the good things about the toys, as well as the cons.

What Is An Alien Fleshlight?

Alien Fleshlight was a male masturbator that was released under Fleshlight’s own Freak range, and they are designed to replicate the anatomy of an alien. The Freak range is made up of toys that offer a much more intense and textured experience, that one may not be satisfied with in your everyday, run-of-the-mill fleshlight. They come in a range of different colors and designs, some more crazy than others. Check out the Zombie Fleshlight, for example.

I’m not sure who’s wanting to get blown by a zombie mouth (you’ll understand when you see it), but hey, whatever revs your engine, I guess. This is a judgment free zone after all. Keep on reading to discover the best Alien fleshlights on the market in 2024, as well as others from the Fleshlight Freak range which is now back by popular demand after discontinuing back in 2019.


1. Freaks Alien Fleshlight – Best alien fleshlight overall

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When I first opened up the Freaks Alien Fleshlight, I’m not gonna lie – I did feel a little weird about it. Honestly, I’d never used anything other than a regular looking fleshlight before. Sure, I’ve tried various ones from different companies, but I’d never stuck my penis inside anything that was blue before.

However, on closer inspection, I found that I was keen to get started. The look of the toy is great, once you get over the fact that it’s the same color as a smurf. The vaginal lips look realistic but at the same time they looked other worldly, and boy did it look inviting. The material of the orifice also felt good too – not slimy or sticky (not at this point anyway) or however else you imagine aliens to feel.

Once I inserted myself, I felt a tight grip around my penis. It wasn’t painful or anything, but it was like the lips of the toy were engulfing my shaft slowly, inch by inch. It wasn’t like any other fleshlight I’ve tried before, but I did need quite a bit of lube. The inner canals and textures of this toy are wild and the ridges give just the right amount of friction making pushing and pulling back feel awesome.

Pros

  • Lotus nodes
  • Awesome psychedelic design
  • Good grip
  • Textured canals

Cons

  • Material feels quite stiff in comparison to other fleshlights

2. Fleshlight Alien Queen – Best suction

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First off, I absolutely loved the color of the Alien Queen. It has a stunning metallic emerald finish and a beautiful looking orifice that was just waiting to be penetrated. I must say that the suction on the Alien Queen is incredible. Honestly, it almost took my breath away with how tight the grip was, and it felt amazing.

The inner sleeve maintains this same amount of suction, with varying bumps and ridges the more you push down the canal. I couldn’t believe the grip on this sucker, so if you’re not into intense suction, then pass on the Queen.

I was a little disappointed that the black casing managed to get a little crack in it after only a couple of uses. I’m not entirely sure how it happened, whether I’ve been a little too rough with it or it was knocked around during delivery and I hadn’t noticed, either way I had to knock it down a mark. If you’re looking for interstellar suction and an alternative freaky fleshlight, then the Queen could be for you.

Pros

  • Awesome color and design
  • Symmetrical look
  • Fantastic suction
  • Great inner textures
  • Discreet casing
  • Comes with free lube sample

Cons

  • Cracked casing

3. Fleshlight Alien Quickshot Butt/Mouth – Most compact alien fleshlight

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Ever wondered what it’s like to get a blowjob from an alien? Of course you have, otherwise, why else are you here? The Fleshlight Alien Quickshot Mouth again comes in both blue and green, however, this time the design is the perfect pout of an alien chick who’s wanting to blow you. What’s more, is that when you flip it over, you’ve got yourself an alien butt.

Much like the vaginal Alien Quickshot, this product comes in a compact, clear casing, with a super soft skin-like material. Again, this is open-ended, so large and smaller men can get it on the alien action without feeling like they’re missing out.

While it is shorter than your average fleshlight, the Alien Quickshot Mouth/Butt offers a great amount of texture with varying ridges and nubs that sent me to a different planet. If you’re not into watching your penis come out the other end, then this toy (as well as the other Quickshot mentioned in this guide) won’t be for you. I didn’t really feel like there much difference in textures when it came to the mouth and the butt, however, it did the job and it’s a decent toy.

Pros

  • Tongue is extendable
  • Quality material
  • Simple to clean
  • Mouth and butt orifice
  • Open-ended design

Cons

  • Open-ended design may not be for everyone
  • Mouth and butt textures feel the same

4. Fleshlight Predator – Best for men with larger girth

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Another of the Freaks range by Fleshlight is the Predator. When I opened this toy up, I was impressed with the attention to detail. Not that I’ve ever seen a Predator pussy, however, I was impressed with how cool it looked. Predator used to always scare me when I watched the movies as a kid, so to now be holding something designed to replicate it and offer me some sort of sexual pleasure, well, that’s one way to conquer your fears, right?

My penis isn’t the thickest and I did find that the entrance into the Fleshlight Predator was a much looser canal than some of the other toys I’ve tested. While it wasn’t a major issue as I did feel some nice sensations, the tightness that I was longing for wasn’t quite there. I did like how easy this product was to clean after finishing.

I think the Fleshlight Predator is more of a gimmick, personally. And although almost all of them are in the Fleshlight Freaks range, some of the toys really did feel awesome. With the Predator, I did find that it lacked some of the more intense internal textures and didn’t quite pay off as well as I’d hoped. Also, the suction noise annoyed the crap out of me.

Pros

  • Simple to clean
  • Good if you have a larger girth
  • Looks visually awesome

Cons

  • Lacks texture
  • Lacks tightness
  • Noisy

5. Freaks Zombie – Most consistent textures

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Ever wanted to have sex with a zombie? Of course you haven’t, why would you? Surely that would be classed as necrophilia? However, in make believe land – anything is possible. And who knows, maybe you’re big into zombie shows and the thought of doing one feels a little… naughty. Fleshlight’s Freaks range has got you covered, my guy.

Now, honestly, this one sounded a little off to me. However, I gave it the benefit of the doubt and took the same approach as I do with all sex toy testing. I thought the look of the Zombie was great, although the entry hole was hard to find. I’m not sure if that’s my eyesight playing up or the dark color – either way, it did take me a fair while to find it.

The lotus nodes and inner ridges made this a good time, overall. I found that the sensations were consistent and that I was able to get myself off pretty quickly. Not the most intense, but it does provide you with some good sensations.

Pros

  • Cool color
  • Comes with protective casing
  • Lotus nodes
  • Good consistent textures

Cons

  • It’s a zombie pussy
  • Entry hole is tricky to navigate

6. Freaks Drac Fleshlight – Best for beginners

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If you’ve ever watched From Dusk Till Dawn, then you’ll know exactly what I mean when I talk about sexy vampires. And now, over two decades later, I’ve been able to live out my fantasy of having sex with a vampire. While the Freaks Drac is no Salma Hayek, it certainly got me excited.

The look of the entry hole is sweet, with inviting winged lips that are almost begging to drain your soul (in the best way, obviously), like a sexy succubus. I was most impressed with the overall aesthetic of the Drac, and found that the color and design was of a high-quality. This too comes with a black protective casing, and it’s also really easy to clean.

The textures within the sleeve are consistent, but for me they offered enough pleasure that I went back to this fleshlight a second time later on in the same day. It doesn’t offer the most intense simulation, making it perfect for first time buyers.

Pros

  • Fantastic design
  • Black casing
  • Consistent inner textures
  • Awesome design of the orifice

Cons

  • May not appeal to men who are looking for more intense textures

7. Freaks Big Foot Fleshlight – Best visually

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If aliens, zombies, and vampires aren’t strange enough for you, then why not a big, hairy, ape-like lady? Hear me out. Big Foot doesn’t exactly do it for me, honestly, looks-wise, he’s just a big hairy dude. But Fleshlight caters to all desires, and their Freaks range has really excelled with this one.

I found that the look of the hole was super inviting, with its plush, plump lips. Entry into the Big Foot (granted, that’s a weird way to start any sentence), was awesome, made even better with how good it looked. It gripped onto my penis nicely, and the tightness was a pleasant surprise. I don’t know, maybe I envisioned Big Foot to be on the looser side, but apparently not. The more you know.

The inner texture was consistent, so I feel pretty much any man would find a lot of pleasure with this one. I think its simplicity is what makes it so good. Why overcomplicate things? The larger bumps and ridges gave just the right amount of stimulation. Admittedly, I was skeptical at first, but after trying her out a couple of times, I just know this is going to be a regular in my fleshlight rotation.

Pros

  • Big lips that add to visual stimulation
  • Good tightness that seems to swallow you whole
  • Consistent but good textures
  • Protective black casing
  • SuperSkin material

Cons

  • Lacks varying textures for men who want more stimulation

8. Freaks Twisted Sisters – Best textures

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The Twisted Sisters fleshlight from the Freaks range is probably the most unique in this guide, and I wasn’t convinced at first. After all, what’s it supposed to replicate? Conjoined twins? The more I thought about it, the less I wanted to know. My confusion soon subsided when I began to test this toy out.

This fleshlight’s orifice looks absolutely wild, and in a guide reviewing zombie and Big Foot vaginas, that is really saying something. However, upon using it, I soon discovered how great this toy actually is. The soft material of the sleeve is so realistic, with each hole offering a different level of tightness and grip. When I was using it, I was imagining a hot threesome which made me see past the weirdness of its design.

Once I entered, I was greeted with some insane textures, and the more I pushed myself through, I could feel every single nub and ridge gripping me. The narrow sleeve feels amazing around your shaft, and each chamber offers something new and more exciting than the previous. It’s basically like having two different fleshlights for the price of one. Bargain! The only downside is that it is a lot more time-consuming to clean up after use and it seems to swallow lube, perhaps because of the two openings.

Pros

  • Protective black casing
  • Insane textures
  • Dual openings offer different tightness

Cons

  • Looks crazy at first
  • Tricky to clean
  • Takes a lot of lube

Fleshlights That Didn’t Quite Make The Cut

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Of all the alien fleshlights I tried, including toys from the Freaks range, the Cyborg and the Reaper didn’t really do it for me. The design of each of the toys does look quite cool, however, with the Reaper, I found that I struggled to penetrate the hole, and had to make some alterations.

There are some okay textures inside, but I felt like it was lacking in comparison to some of the others. While I preferred the Cyborg to the Reaper, again it just wasn’t as good as some of the others I’ve tested. If you want to check the Cyborg and the Reaper out for yourself, then I’ve linked them both below.


How I Reviewed Each Product

When testing toys, I consider a variety of different factors and rate each one out of 10. Listed below are the key features and what I find to be the most important aspect to look out of when reviewing fleshlights.

  • Shipping and packaging
  • Design
  • Feel of the toy and materials used
  • Tightness and suction
  • Variety of textures
  • Overall experience
  • Pricetag

Why Purchase An Alien Fleshlight?

Great question. Some people are really turned on by aliens, apparently, or maybe it’s more the ‘unknown’. If you’re wanting a more intense pocket pussy and find yourself fantasizing about Neytiri, then there are fleshlights available to help you live out that dream.

The sleeves tend to be much deeper, with varying textures within the canals that are designed to simulate every inch of your penis. A lot of men want a fleshlight that looks as realistic as possible, however, others with a passion for sci-fi, or The Walking Dead, need something a little extra to get them going. Chances are, if you’ve found yourself here, then you are one of those men. Different strokes for different folks.

How To Clean Your Alien Fleshlight

Cleaning your alien fleshlight is not too dissimilar from cleaning your regular fleshlight, however, you may find that the clean-up time (and the dry time) does take a little longer due to the varying textures and size of the toy. Follow the steps below for tips on cleaning up your alien fleshlight.

Where Can I Buy An Alien Fleshlight?

The best place to buy an Alien Fleshlight, or any of the other toys from the Freaks range is via the official Fleshlight website. Fleshlights are this company’s wheelhouse, I mean the clue is in the name. They offer everything from accessories, adult star fleshlight toys, and awesome deals whether you’re purchasing for yourself, or as a couple. Not to mention a fleshlight in the shape of a cyborg.

Whatever you want fleshlight-wise, Fleshlight.com is the place to be. They even have reviews from other customers on all of their toys, allowing you to read first-hand experiences of others. They also offer discreet shipping and prompt delivery.

Other top sites include Adam & Eve and Hustler Hollywood.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are Alien Fleshlights and others in the Freaks range tight?

Just like regular fleshlights, Alien Fleshlights vary in suction as well as inner textures. When testing each product, I found that the Alien Queen fleshlight offered the most amount of suction and best grip.

How much do Alien Fleshlights cost?

If you’re purchasing your toy from the official Fleshlight online store, you expect to pay around $85 per toy.

Are Alien Fleshlights still being sold?

The Freaks range by Fleshlight was discontinued back in 2019, however, for a limited time only, the Fleshlight Freaks range is back!

How much different do Alien Fleshlights feel to ordinary fleshlights?

The Alien Fleshlight is made from similar material to other high-quality fleshlights, meaning they are designed to feel as authentic as possible. However, the look and inner textures are what differentiates the Alien/Freaks from regular fleshlights.

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