Aneros Eupho Syn Trident VS Eupho Trident Review and Comparison

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Aneros is a pretty big name in the world of prostate massagers. These guys are well-known for their attention to detail and have become incredibly popular over the past few years. The Aneros Eupho Syn Trident is one of their best products. I have tried one Aneros prostate massager before, and that’s the Maximus Trident.

The Eupho Syn Trident, and the Eupho Trident, on the other hand, are completely different.

I got these because I wanted something that’s slightly thinner than the Maximus. I got both because I really wanted to see the differences between each.

Like all of their other prostate massagers, the Aneros Eupho Syn Trident and the Eupho Trident require you to engage your kegel muscles. And hey, it’s wonderful. I don’t mind it one bit.

I have divided this review into two parts. First, I’ll give my impressions of each and how they look, and then highlight my personal experience with each. Let’s get started.

Unboxing the Aneros Eupho Syn Trident

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The box for this Aneros prostate massager is very similar to others in the Trident line. It feels good in the hand. The premium cardboard packaging really sticks out, and once you unbox it, you have the same classic gift box molded box inside.

It says “Trident Series” in big letters right in the front, so you instantly get the idea that this is supposed to be different. And it is. The Aneros Eupho Syn Trident has a velvety silicone coating on it.

That’s in stark contrast to the Aneros Maximus Trident, which is made of conventional ABS plastic. This one uses the same materials like the Helix Syn Trident, and goddamn I love it.

The velvety silicone just feels so good in the hands. There’s not much else inside the box apart from a tiny instruction manual (don’t need that anymore!).

First Impressions

To be honest, this is one of the most nicely packed prostate massagers I’ve seen. Granted, I’m not an expert on them, but I have used quite a few. This one doesn’t come with any gizmos or gimmicks.

There’s no battery, no wire, no cords. You open it up, and it’s just a 4 inch massager looking back at you. It’s almost as if the company wants you to focus on just this and nothing else.

Alright, message received.

At first glance, the Aneros Eupho Syn Trident looks much smaller to me than I’d have thought. I mean, it’s still around 4 inches in length, but the thinner profile makes it look smaller than it actually is.

There’s your classic P&K tabs that the company with red and black dots on each. These tabs may look similar at first to the ones found on almost any other massager in the Trident line, but if you look closely, the subtle differences become clear.

This thing is thinner, so it’s not going to take up much space in your rectum. This allows for greater range of movement when you exercise your kegel muscles, and the company has actually widened the P&K tabs to maximize stimulation.

Honestly, I never noticed it until I actually tried it out myself.

A word of advice: if you are a heavy-set man, the Eupho Syn Trident is not for you.

This thing is small, and in a big butt, it’s just not going to provide the same sensations as you would want. Honestly, I’d love it if Aneros released these things in bigger sizes.

But, they probably won’t. They have other models that are designed for bigger butts, however.

Aneros Eupho Syn Trident Looks – Sex Appeal Personified

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Take a look at the photo above. Just how clean does this thing look? With the white and red subtle dots and the full black profile, this thing looks stunning.

This is the second Aneros I own from their Trident line, and I can’t stop gushing about the material that’s coated on it. Make no mistake, this doesn’t feel like conventional silicone at all.

It’s absolutely smooth to the touch. The company also says that it’s phthalate free and non-porous. This is a big deal, because most silicone prostate massagers start to smell after a while, no matter how much you clean them.

That’s because some of the residue from the lube and the fluids is likely to seep inside the top layer. But, since this is non-porous, you don’t have to worry about that.

The Aneros Eupho Trident – Same, But Different…

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Here’s the deal: this thing looks exactly the same, but with an inverted colorway around the sides. That’s because it’s supposed to match the product itself, which is white.

It’s the same box on the inside, with the metal clasps and everything. Not much to talk about. It looks the same otherwise, but there are a few key differences.

It’s important for me to clarify here that the Eupho Syn Trident is the newer variant in this profile, with a slightly greater mid-range width. I’ll put the key differences in a table (keep reading), but here’s the lowdown:

  • It’s made from ABS plastic
  • It’s a bit flexible (the company calls it their MAMA Architecture)
  • The arms are just slightly shorter than the Eupho Syn Trident

You might be forgiven for thinking that the only difference is the color. However, as soon as you hold it, you’ll realize this one feels completely different.

Both have the same insertable length, but this one feels a bit old school.

It just doesn’t look as refined or as graceful as the Eupho Syn Trident.

What Are The Main Differences?

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If you look at the shape, they look quite similar. I mean, the aesthetic differences are quite obvious, but there are some subtle differences that you should know about.

First of all, the Aneros Eupho Syn Trident has a firm shaft running inside that prevents the massager from bending or twisting too much.

This rigidity all the more important when you are in the heat of the action. The last thing that you would want is to have to constantly adjust the prostate massager because it keeps bending inside.

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That’s my biggest gripe with the Eupho Trident. The ABS plastic is bendable, and it does bend just at the wrong moments for me.

These arms are also slightly smaller in width than the ones on the Eupho Syn Trident.

While the Eupho Syn has flat, rounded arms, the Eupho Trident has small knobs. They just don’t create enough friction that would make you feel anything, especially in your perineal area.

Here are the main differences in terms of dimensions:

Measurements Eupho Syn Trident Eupho Trident
Tip-width 0.7 inches 0.74 inches
Mid-range width 0.98 inches 0.88 inches
Stem to perineum distance 1.7 inches 1.56 inches
Insertable depth 4.2 inches 4.2 inches

 

A Ride With the Aneros Eupho Syn Trident – One to Remember

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As you can probably tell by now, I love this thing. The Aneros Eupho Syn Trident is one of the best prostate massagers that the company has put out. It fits in perfectly, and the slightly elongated tip does a wonderful job of stimulating my prostate.

I wanted to give this bad boy a whirl right after I got it. Unfortunately, I had to wait a few days. My excitement continued to build up for this as I waited for the next weekend to roll over. Let me share my experience.

There’s so many different tips and tricks that you can follow to enhance your prostate massage. However, I just like to go with the flow.

I gave this a try on a Friday night. I had been feeling horny for a few days as my girlfriend was out of town. I really wanted something different than the usual rub and tug.

This thing was the answer.

I set the mood; put up a homemade sex tape that we had made a few months back, dimmed the lights, and got my lube bottle. My experience with prostate massagers might not be prolific as yet, but I like to turn myself on before I get frisky.

It didn’t take long for me to get erect. The sex tape we made was surprisingly good quality, and it wasn’t long before I was rubbing my dick to the rhythm of the moans from the TV.

This is it, I thought to myself.

I applied copious amounts of lube on the Eupho Syn Trident and inserted it gently. It went in without any effort.

Almost instantly, I could feel the tip caressing my prostate. That instant bump is one of the most exhilarating feelings ever.

An Unbelievable Experience

Honestly, I cannot remember the last time something this small had such a tremendous effect on me. It took me less than a minute to put it in position.

I let go and began using my kegel muscles. Aneros was doing something right when they bent the tip ever so slightly.

With every squeeze, I could feel the tip gently caressing my prostate, stimulating it, and like clockwork, my body began to respond.

The hairs on the back of my neck began to stand up, and I could feel the weakness in my knees increasing. I started moving in rhythmic motions, building momentum by the second.

The hurricane of sensations that I felt down there is difficult to put into words.

I let go as my thrusting reached a crescendo, and I could feel my entire body shaking and jerking violently. It just felt so good.

Prostate orgasms work differently and every person has a unique experience; the discharge is minimal, or in some cases, none at all. In my case, there was no semen discharge.

And yet, I felt more tired than I had ever felt in my life. It took me a whole 20 minutes before I could get out of bed!

My Experience with the Aneros Eupho Trident – Once You Go Black…

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Once I was done with the Eupho Syn Trident, I waited a few days before trying out the Eupho Trident. I didn’t want the “high” from my previous orgasm ruining the objectivity of my review.

I gave it a week before going at it again. I tried this on a fine Saturday afternoon when my mind was clear and I knew there were no distractions.

However, my experience was wildly different than the Eupho Syn Trident. As soon as I was trying to get in the flow, my experience would be interrupted by the Eupho Trident losing its position.

The constant movement of the kegel muscles dislocates the Eupho Trident, so you have to adjust it with your hands every few minutes. There was no stimulation on my perineum either.

If anything, the arms actually got in the way. It felt good on my prostate, I won’t lie about that. But, that’s probably because both of them have the same curved tip.

Apart from that, the slightly lesser mid-range width of the Eupho Trident also played a role. You know, there just wasn’t much of it in there for me to really let go and enjoy myself.

If you have to make an effort to orgasm, it kind of ruins the fun. This was not the case with the Eupho Syn Trident, so I’d definitely stick with that one.

After a while, I just gave up. I removed it, rubbed one out to calm my arousal, and spent a chill Saturday afternoon doing nothing.

What About Maintenance?

This is one thing that Aneros got right for both of these prostate massagers. The ABS plastic and the non-porous silicone are incredibly easy to clean.

I usually clean them with soap and put them back in their case after use. I don’t like leaving it unclean for longer because that way the smell might stick to the outer surface.

You can clean them using any conventional soap or sex toy cleaner.

My Verdict

If you have a choice, go for the Eupho Syn Trident. It’s priced a bit higher than the Eupho Trident, but it’s definitely worth the money.

The use of premium materials, the quality finish, and the overall attention to detail makes this one of the best prostate massagers out there.

The Eupho Trident is a good massager on its own. But, when you compare it with its newer and more expensive sibling, it doesn’t stand a chance.

 

About Deon Black

Sex Coach. Since 2012 we've spent 60,000+ hours testing 1,000+ sex toys. Author of 47 hours - helping men last longer in bed.

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