How To Make A Pocket Pussy: 5 Homemade Masturbators

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This tutorial “How to Make A Pocket Pussy” was written by one of our pussy researcher and contributor. I do recommend you to give Fleshlight a try. But if you prefer save that money for a date or some condoms, then I’m on your side. In the meantime you can learn how to make a pocket pussy by following the instructions below. Enjoy.

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Some men’s sex toys, such as the Fleshlight, are rapidly gaining a reputation for good quality and pure enjoyment, but although men’s masturbation products offer a great opportunity for sexual release, the embarrassment of purchasing them can prevent men from enhancing their sex lives.

If there is a risk of inappropriate discovery of masturbators, or purchasing one is not something a man wants to do, then another option is to build a homemade pocket pussy.

What Is A Pocket Pussy?

A pocket pussy is an artificial vagina, or other replica orifice, that men can use to masturbate with. Pocket pussies are also known as artificial pussies, DIY pussies or portable vaginas. Although the names vary, the product is essentially the same item.

What Are Pocket Pussies For?

Whilst pocket pussies can be used simply for pleasure, there are other aspects that make them useful. For example, men who want to build up sexual stamina can use a pocket pussy to raise their ejaculatory threshold before orgasm, and those suffering from premature ejaculation can use artificial vaginas to help them last longer.

Single men may also find a pocket pussy good company if they are without a partner, and couples can use pocket pussies together for variety. They are also great substitutes in a relationship where penetrative sex is not possible. Examples of this include during menopause, religious preferences, pregnancy, when no contraceptive is available, or times of menstruation.

Lubrication is Essential

When using a pocket pussy, lube is essential. No artificial vagina will produce natural lubrication. It is possible to cause damage to the penis without sufficient lubrication, so choose a good lubricant when playing with an artificial vagina to avoid any trips to the emergency room. A torn foreskin will bleed and will panic the victim to extreme lengths.

5 Homemade Pocket Pussies

The following five home-made pocket pussies are simple inventions using readily available household goods. They range from the easiest quick build through to the more complicated and time-consuming.

Simply follow the easy steps below for a custom made pussy, integrating the optional steps if desired.

Method 1. Towel Pussy

This suits: Total beginners and those without a great deal of time or resources around the house.

You’ll need: A hand towel, a latex glove, elastic bands or belts.

1. Fold a hand (small) towel into quarters.

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2. Place the latex glove on the towel, with the cuff hanging off one side.

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3. Roll the towel around the glove. This will take practice, as too tight a towel will result in difficult and frustrating penetration. Conversely, if the towel is too loose, there is no friction. Try rolling it several times to find a good fit.

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4. When the preferred tightness is achieved, secure the towel with rubber bands or a belt, to prevent it unfurling.

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5. Peel back the glove cuff so it covers the towel edge.

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6. Place extra belts or rubber bands along the length of the towel to create tension.

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If you are struggling to visualize the towel pussy, watch this video.

Method 2. Cucumber Pussy

This suits: Beginners, and those who are looking for an easy way to build a pocket pussy. It may also suit variety seekers and those who like a cool feeling around the penis.

You’ll need: Room temperature cucumber, sharp knife, duct tape, rubber bands.

Optional: Condom

1. Cut one end from the cucumber.

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2. Cut the cucumber in half lengthways.

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3. Open the cucumber up and remove seeds from both sides. Once the seeds have been removed, take out small amounts of cucumber flesh until both sides fit snugly around the penis.

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4. Once the preferred tightness is found, secure with rubber bands to keep the desired tension.

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5. Wrap the cucumber with insulation tape or Duct tape. At this point the user is able to accommodate any tightness preferences.

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6. If preferred, a condom can be placed inside the cucumber. To do this insert the condom before duct-taping the halves back together.

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7. Stretch the condom rim over the cucumber edges and fold back.

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8. Even though the cucumber will feel wet, lube is important as it will not remain wet for long.

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Here are some images to help you make the cucumber pocket pussy.

Method 3. Mrs Pringles / Mr Pepsi

This suits: Lovers of texture as the lining can be easily changed.

You’ll need: Large soda bottle or empty tube of Pringles, two household kitchen sponges, sellotape or duct tape, latex glove, sharp knife.

Optional: Bubble wrap, rice, sandwich bags.

1. Remove the Pringles tube lid, or cut the bottom from a soda bottle. If using a soda bottle, place several layers of Duct tape over the sharp plastic edge to avoid any cuts.

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2. Make a glove sandwich with the sponges. Lay one sponge down, place the glove on top, and then place the remaining sponge on top.

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3. Pull the glove cuff out, so that it hangs over the edge of the sponge.

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4. Push the glove sandwich inside the Pringles tube / soda bottle so it is level with the opening. There should be no gaps and the sponges should squash together. If they do not, find another container or pad the current one with paper kitchen towels.

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5. Pull the glove cuff apart and slip it back over the rim of the container, so the edge is completely concealed.

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6. Tape it securely into place.

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7. If a Pringles tube has been used, cut a small hole in the base to prevent any suction build up.

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Optional. For texture, place squares of bubble wrap on top of the sponges before they are pushed into the container. Alternatively, use rice filled plastic sandwich bags.

If you’re having trouble visualizing the pocket pussy, try watching this video for inspiration.

Method 4. Happy Birthday Pussy

This suits: Someone who wishes to easily dispose of evidence, and likes something bigger to hold on to.

You’ll need: Four balloons, latex glove, container bigger than a Pringles tube that will fit four partially inflated balloons, such as an inner bathroom bin bucket, duct tape.

1. Place the balloons inside the container with the inflation holes hanging outside.

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2. Blow a little air into the balloons.

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3. Place a latex glove into the middle of the balloons, with fingers pointing inside, and the cuff protruding from the top.

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4. Blow up the balloons to the desired tightness, and tie the ends to stop air escaping.

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5. Tape the tied balloon ends to the outside of the container.

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6. Cut the ribbed cuff from the latex glove, as this enables it to stretch.

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7. Stretch the glove cuff out, pull it over the balloon ties, and down the container edge so the opening is smooth.

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8. Tape into position.

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Here are some images, to help you visualize the process.

Method 5: Silicone Pussy

This suits: Those who don’t mind waiting for their pleasure, and those who are looking for a multi use pocket pussy.

You’ll need: A candle bigger than a penis, sharp knife, silicone sealant.

1. Measure the penis width and length against the candle.

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2. Draw markers into the candle approx 25% smaller than the measured penis.

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3. Cut off two sides of the candle lengthways at the 25% mark.

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4. Cut off the remaining two sides to create a solid rectangular shape.

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5. Smooth the sides down so the candle resembles a carrot, but keep its girth at 25% smaller.

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6. Cover the candle in silicone sealant, approx half an inch thick.

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7. Leave for several weeks until the silicone is totally dry.

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8. Remove the candle and dispose of it, or if a successful size, keep it for further silicone pussies.

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9. The remaining mould is the pocket pussy. It can take several attempts to get the correct sizing, but it’s worth the effort, as it can be re-used.

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Optional: Cut notches into the candle to add texture to the mould.

Tips On How To Make A Pocket Pussy Work For You

Hands-free Options

By their nature, pocket pussies are small and compact. This makes them great for travelling and storing discreetly, but it’s not satisfying if the user is looking for something to get hold of.

It’s possible to incorporate a pocket pussy in a homemade ‘hands-free’ device by placing it in the body of a towel stack. It’s also possible to put the pocket pussy in a rolled duvet that’s secured with a belt. This gives the user an option of lying on top or standing up.

Other options include the gap between sofa cushions or the stair rails. Once the user is looking out for a hands-free option they become numerous.

Adjusting the Temperature

Unless the user likes a cold feeling on the penis, it’s desirable to add some warmth to the pocket pussy for a more realistic feeling.

This can be done in several ways.

1. Soak towels in hot water, or if possible, immerse the whole object in a hot bath.

2. Leave it in the sunlight, on the hot water tank, or on a radiator.

3. Use a warming lube.

4. Microwaving a pocket pussy is an option, but this must be done with caution. Ensure there are no metal parts and that the inside of the pussy is not roasting hot afterwards.

Safety Advice

As with all DIY projects, building a pocket pussy has its dangers. Be careful of:

1. Sharp Edges. Ensure that all sharp edges are carefully covered in Duct tape or wrapped in a soft contact body. Paper, card and plastic can deliver nasty cuts, as can rough edges of silicone. Never use glass to make a pocket pussy for obvious reasons.

2. Vacuum. Physics demonstrates that friction builds a vacuum. This can result in a situation where the penis becomes stuck inside a masturbator. This is why intact bottles should never be used as a masturbation aid. Ensure that all home built pocket pussies have vacuum releasing holes. Soda bottles and Pringle tubes must always have a small hole cut in the bottom. Some vacuum is desirable as it replicates the feeling of a real vagina, but too much vacuum will be uncomfortable and at worst, painful.

3. Friction. Friction can cause nasty burns, and it’s easy to get carried away in the moment. Friction burns can arise from any non slippery surface, such as the towels, balloons and silicone options listed above. Always use lube to ensure friction does not build up, and be sensible about the contact surface. Condoms and latex gloves are the best contact surface options, but buy good quality, especially latex gloves as the cheap versions tear easily.

Benefits of a Homemade Pocket Pussy

Homemade pocket pussies are the preferred masturbation aid for some men because they are custom built to fit the user’s shape. Any kinks, bends, or size issues can be worked around. Tightness issues are accommodated with a bespoke pocket pussy too. Shop bought portable vaginas are excellent, but sometimes the homemade method suits better, especially if the user likes to add textures and temperatures to the experience which are beyond what the market can offer.

Homemade pocket pussies are a good choice for those who have inquisitive children or a partner who disapproves of sex toys too, as they are easily made with no special resources. They can also be quickly disassembled or simply thrown away after use. The problem with a Fleshlight or similar masturbator is that they are obviously sex toys. If there is no discreet place for such possessions, then a homemade option is the only route to follow.

Do-it-yourself portable pussies are ingenious and easily made, but if the crafting, adjusting and latex gloves don’t appeal, then a good halfway option is the Fleshlight build your own kit. This enables the user to create a masturbator to their own preference, but negates the need for balloons and Pringle tubes.

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